Jack of all trades; master of pun. Photographer, travel vlogger, and avid language learner. ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฉ๐ช๐ช๐ธ Business Enquiries: EvanEdinger@gmail.com
Joined April 2009
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19 Jun 2025
New video about how to tell something is written by AI is doing quite well!
youtu.be/9Ch4a6ffPZY
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Opening TikTok for assistance for anything is a good example of natural selection and possibly the worst counter example Iโve seen on this whole debate
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What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But itโs blocked. What then?
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Jun 13
Heโs doing the meme irl
Jun 13
Elon isn't stealing from me. Illegal aliens and welfare grifters are
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I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.
Amazingly they didnโt require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.
Jun 14
๐จ NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
[@thetimes]
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Jun 10
Actually laughed out loud I fear
Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary ๐บ๐ธ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Weโve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
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Jun 5
"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
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Jun 6
I started talking to my co-founder like Claude
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Wasnโt her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?
Jun 4
Erika Kirk says Europe is no longer safe as it has surrendered to criminals, while the US is safe under Trump.
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Jun 6
Good times good times
30 May 2016
I think I could cry with happiness. I just got my passport back in the mail. New visa within. I can stay in the UK with no stress 5 years ๐
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Jun 1
r/fuckcars seems ridiculous until you visit the us and realize you can't actually walk anywhere at all
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May 25
Those who complain about Ryan Air have clearly never flown Avianca
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May 15
No more "incremental change" bullshit from liberals ever again, thank you.
May 13
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows.
THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
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May 8
Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.
๐จ California is now the first state to offer free diapers to newborns.
Every family will receive 400 diapers.
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May 9
The UK: sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
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May 9
I guess itโs uh finally time I do a proper test to see if 10 years on Duolingo was worth it huh ๐
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Shit like this enrages me beyond any rationality
If you use "I'm just a girl" I just automatically assume you're a fucking moron, actually
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May 6
CNN: NYC mayor Zohran Mamdaniโs โtax the richโ slogan is โjust as hatefulโ as racial slurs, New York real estate titan Steven Roth says
cnn.com/2026/05/06/business/โฆ
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zack polanski said what?? about boobs??? i guess i have no choice but to vote for the eternal misery, war and paedophiles candidates then
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May 2
they call them crisps there
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Drivers when someone advocates for bikeable cities: "But what about disabled people? We need to support them?"
Answer: "In the Netherlands they get around a lot better because they can use the extensive bike lane network."
Drivers: "Nooo, not like that!"
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tapping the sign
Apr 29
The problem with Communism is that you need other people's money as an infinite source.
New Yorkers elected a parasite who wants to scale the grift to the whole state.
They need to shut him down.
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