I am here to express my thoughts on the social issues of the world, primarily of the USA
Joined March 2011
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Evan retweeted
15 Nov 2024
I’m going to bed, but if Mike Tyson loses the fight tonight America is 0 for 3 this month in letting white men win titles they don’t deserve
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3 Nov 2024
Every time a right winger debates a left winger, they embarrass themselves. Without fail.
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17 Sep 2023
Definitely promotes confidence in his innocence
17 Sep 2023
Ah, yes. The Dream Team.
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2 Aug 2022
I can’t decide if my 5 month old baby looks like @pattonoswalt or if Patton Oswalt looks like most infants. 🤔🤔🤔
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Evan retweeted
26 Jan 2022
wild to me that anyone, even for a moment, bought the idea that it’s good to make fun of fat people because shaming them will make them healthy. immense coincidence tbh, that your cool healthy ideas also allow you to be an abjectly cruel person. who would have thought
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Evan retweeted
26 Jan 2022
Today's "moderate Democrats" were called Republicans when I was growing up.
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Evan retweeted
27 Dec 2021
Laws.
26 Dec 2021
What should Congress pass in 2022?
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17 Dec 2021
This is some horse shit. Be mindful of the products you buy and remember to #BoycottKelloggs
17 Dec 2021
Our data show that consumers routinely focus on the visual of the Pop-Tarts brand name, so we simplified the package design by removing "Kellogg's".
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30 Nov 2021
I’m feeling very unmotivated to work knowing that society is collapsing around us. Idk how I’m going to ever be motivated to work again, as things just get worse and worse. Oh well, gotta do capitalism I guess.
29 Nov 2021
My poor mom. I never realized how much trauma she’s endured until having her move into my house and out of my grandmother’s house. Seeing the effects of years of family trauma, it inspires me more to be the best father to my child I can be.
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12 Nov 2021
The Rittenhouse case is such a Rorschach Test for American politics. I’m seeing right wingers actually try and claim that the left is defending a pedophile by pointing out that Kyle had no idea he was killing a sex offender. I hate this place
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31 Oct 2021
Getting old with social media is so weird. You watch these people you used to get wasted with have kids and become the most boring looking individuals who go to Disney World and shit.
4 Oct 2021
I found out a colleague got canned because he refused to take the vaccine. One of the dumbest ways to get fired. Anyone want a job?