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Gossip is the Devil's telephone, just hang up - Moira Rose
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No, I can't tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.
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Not now kitten, daddy's in the middle of a mental breakdown
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My current self is mad at my earlier self for not buying beer because now I want one and donโt have any.
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The best way to get me to agree with you is to be attractive.
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Doesn't matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny
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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.
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Just so you know, it's almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.
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2 Apr 2021
Don't think you know what is going on with someone based on tweets. We wear masks here too...
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31 Oct 2024
Dressed up as a football player for Halloween in the hope of someone holding me.
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I will not hesitate to call the cops on anyone giving out black licorice for Halloween.
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We were two disasters trying to become a miracle.
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I got you on my fucking mind...
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Your worth is non-fucking negotiable ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐
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you will always be my 11:11 wish.
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