Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award.
Joined June 2014
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7 Nov 2015
@brian_bilston I'm not much of a poet, but here's a short one on my own pet-hate about Powerpoint presentations...
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11 Oct 2024
This is a brilliant show, and you should go and see it if you get the chance. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian enjoying themselves so much in a set.
And I'm not just saying that because he threw me 4 free bags of crisps.
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Andrew R retweeted
11 Oct 2024
Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through
10 Oct 2024
My son bought the Boris Johnson memoir for degree related reasons and brought this to my attention as an indicator of its quality and factual accuracy apparently Megrahi was released by a Labour scottish government. Shoddy. But characteristically shoddy and slapdash.
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7 Oct 2024
"This Land Is Mine", by me 12 years ago.
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4 Oct 2024
Expect to see a lot of rallying against this stupid line of argument from exactly the same people who’ve spent a decade claiming men in dresses are an oppressed minority.
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25 Sep 2024
I don’t think having your mate’s son stay over for a few weeks because he needs somewhere quiet is in any way something out of the ordinary and it’s only because he declared it and assigned a random value to the accommodation that you are commenting
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25 Sep 2024
Just sat through a brilliant presentation by @Jenny_Radcliffe and amazed (and honoured) to find she follows me here. Might inspire me to share the example email I use for my company’s cybersecurity training.
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22 Sep 2024
Dear Sandy,
While you've been in charge at Rape Crisis Scotland, a man now serving time in prison for multiple sexual assaults was 'treated' at the Edinburgh centre.
The man in charge of the Edinburgh centre called rape survivors who wanted single sex services 'bigots.' 1/9
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21 Sep 2024
There's legit a poem on a local FB group... first they came for the pagers
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21 Sep 2024
Congratulations to @mocent0 on his new job as the Telegraph's cryptic crossword compiler.
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19 Sep 2024
Why?
Nigel Farage joins @NickFerrariLBC to take your calls.
Do you have a question?
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Watch live on @GlobalPlayer.
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18 Sep 2024
"Excellent work, general, that's one fewer copy of 'White Fragility' in the world."
17 Sep 2024
When North Korea blows up your e bike when you go to work will it be funny?
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17 Sep 2024
Greatest Welsh moment in history
16 Sep 2023
Can’t believe I missed the first anniversary of the greatest moment of the royal funeral malarkey - BBC subtitle writers getting confused by Mark Drakeford reading from the Bible in Welsh
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15 Sep 2024
Love to kick back and invent entirely hypothetical scenarios about my all-male survival cell.
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13 Sep 2024
Your handy guide to the up-coming appointments to replace Mridul Wadhwa...
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