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Mike Meyer retweeted
20 Jul 2021
Congratulations to Jeff Bezos for accomplishing today what an animal that licks its own asshole achieved in 1957
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Mike Meyer retweeted
17 Jul 2021
next time someone asks why police aren’t welcome at pride parades show them this
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Mike Meyer retweeted
20 Mar 2021
🍀weedpot is NOT cool 🚫 when u eat the "Bad Lettuce"" u eat ALL the dortitos witout share even a single dorti to me and this is the; work of SANTAN
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Mike Meyer retweeted
17 Mar 2021
The Onion has absolutely had it with America’s bullshit today
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26 Jan 2021
Wow! I wasn't actually expecting any improvement on this from Biden! cnbc.com/2021/01/26/biden-to…
Mike Meyer retweeted
21 Jan 2021
So happy that USA has finally rejoined the Pittsburgh Agreement. Welcome back!
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Mike Meyer retweeted
20 Jan 2021
goin with nother hjuman presdidnt huh., wow how riginal.
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Mike Meyer retweeted
11 Jan 2021
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was nothing left but debris.
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Mike Meyer retweeted
11 Jan 2021
i can tell. when the human’s heart rate goes up. it really stresses me out. so if we could all try to have a nice. boring week. that would be best. for both of us
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8 Jan 2021
"Killing in the name" has been playing in my head for basically all of 2020 and that trend sure looks to continue through 2021.
Mike Meyer retweeted
7 Jan 2021
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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Mike Meyer retweeted
2016: it’s only four years, how bad can it get
2021: are the armed insurrectionists storming the Capitol aware that there is a plague ravaging the land
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Mike Meyer retweeted
16 Dec 2020
composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos
altos: what about us?
composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns
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