Often sarcastic. Creator of coaster memes. Low credit count but high coaster IQ (and quality takes). Lover of RMC, hater of (new) B&M. Still #BuildTheGIGA
Joined February 2019
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Ok this account must be a psyop, how am I supposed to believe someone actually likes Canes?
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Jun 12
This is crazy lol
Jun 12
This is not what we expected to happen when we boarded the plane to the USA last week😭
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Jun 12
I need to change my phone’s camera settings to use 4k as default not 720p ugh
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Jun 11
This plus he was quoted by Desantis, random German guy visiting the US has crazy pull currently lol
Y’all ought to come back in the fall to see just how we do Saturdays in Alabama.
Glad you enjoyed your visit, @FreddyLA7!
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Jun 11
wtf 😂
Jun 10
Welcome to the Volunteer State.
The United States of America is the most beautiful country in the world, and we’re happy you’re visiting.
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Jun 11
Is the England WC team playing here next week??
There is an increased risk of extreme heat across much of Florida, including Miami, next week and into next weekend tied to mid-level high pressure. Heat index values may exceed 105 deg F. Little overnight relief expected with record high minimum temperatures possible.
ALT The Days 8-14 U.S. Hazards Outlook, valid for the period of Jun 18-24, 2026 from the Climate Prediction Center. A 40-60 percent chance of Extreme Heat is indicated over much of the Florida Peninsula including Miami, Jun 18-22, where heat index values may exceed 105 deg F. In addition, little overnight relief is expected with record high minimum temperatures possible.
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Jun 10
Took family to the beach today and it was postcard quality, near crystal clear blue water and 0 sea weed. They got lucky 😂
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Jun 10
I finally had my first Cuban sandwich.. was I even a Floridian before that? Anyways it slapped, definitely recommend
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Jun 10
Welcome to God’s country
Jun 10
We’ve made it to the fourth state of our trip.
FLORIDA! THE SUNSHINE STATE!!!! IT’S SO HOT WE NEED TO GET TO THE BEACH IMMEDIATELY!!!!
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Jun 10
The moment we’ve been waiting for 😂
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In the last few days I’ve seen this German guy
1) visit Atlanta
2) go to Waffle House at 1am
3) visit the highest point in Georgia
4) go tubing down a river
And now this. Dude is living 😂
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My favorite genre of twitter currently is Europeans experiencing mundane things in America
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How did I not feel this when people in Orlando did?
Jun 8
6.4 magnitude earthquake 118 km WNW of Mantua, Cuba.
Depth was 33km.
That's what we just felt...
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The European mind finally comprehends the southeast
Jun 7
Atlanta is so green it’s crazy. It feels like you’re in a forest the whole time.
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Knowing that Brits are struggling with the Tampa “heat” after a cold front came in and removed basically all the humidity warms my heart
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