Dear restaurants, Bring back the physical menus. Nobody wants to be scanning QR codes when they're hungry. Regards: The whole world.

Jimmy Carr nailed something a lot of us feel but can’t explain. We’re living better than 99.9% of humans who ever walked the earth, hot showers, modern medicine, endless entertainment, kids that actually survive infancy, yet so many of us feel miserable. He calls it “life dysmorphia.” We get used to how good we have it (the hedonic treadmill), then compare ourselves to everyone else and tank our own happiness. As he puts it: happiness = quality of life minus envy. Marcus Aurelius put it perfectly: “Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself in your way of thinking.” When was the last time you caught yourself feeling unhappy despite objectively having it pretty damn good?

The egg white omelette is one of the great marketing triumphs of the modern era. Someone took the most complete food on Earth, threw out the yolk that carries the fats, the fat-soluble vitamins, the choline and all the flavour, kept the runny white, and handed it back to you as the healthy choice. Then charged you more for less egg. Honestly, respect. That is the cleanest magic trick in the business.

Hear me out… could it be: 1. COVID was a lab created bio weapon released to stop Trump from dismantling China & the globalist system. 2. A side effect (intended or not) is that the spike protein of the virus and the shot crossed the blood /brain barrier causing damage similar to what you see in TBI’s. 3. This is why you are seeing so much anger, depression , violence etc. People have literally had their brains damaged. And so the “woke mind virus” is COVID /Shot caused brain damage in a group that was already radicalized.

He’s not Scrooge McDuck with 1 trillion dollars in liquid cash. 🤣 He owns a trillion dollars in assets. One of which is the platform you are on. You and all your followers generate revenue for him. Why not go to BlueSky instead. 🫵😂

if even the FEET people are trashing your game, you know you've fucked up.

Botch of the year LMAOOOO

Ronald McDonald has found it's match

BOOM.

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

🚨BREAKING: Marvel just revealed its newest superhero: Watermelon Felon 🍉

The fact that the Boondocks has aged like fine wine... is not beautiful or good... It's freakin' tragic, I mean Goddammit, it barely feels like a day has passed.