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*rubs my USA shaped belly*
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// LUKAS DUTCH VAN DER LINDE WHAT ARE YOU DOINGπ‘π‘ HE IS NOT RUBBING HIS BELLY
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I am your superiors superior. Go back to the office.
ππΊ superior told me that I can stay at home and bake loafs.
I am exactly where I want to be.
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Blackmore is loyal. Heβs simply doing his job. These claims are absurd and I am disappointed in you for even entertaining these ideas. Now get back to your job.
Might have something to do with him following you like a simpering dog, waiting for you to throw a bone.
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The past is in the past Dio. Letβs not focus on that and look at the present. Please, return to your work at once.
Would you like to remind me, what happened the last time I followed your orders?
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[staff member]
fucking help us the president has gone crazy. I swear I just saw 5 different president valentines in one room.
Staff cuts are happening in the White House! Please ignore anything you may hear, I can assure you that everything is okay.
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This is NOT me. This is a different president valentine!!
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President Funny Valentine portrays himself as Naruto in a seemingly AI generated post.
The reason for which remains unknown at this time.
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Staff cuts are happening in the White House! Please ignore anything you may hear, I can assure you that everything is okay.
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You are not taking the first napkin.
Five (5) napkins. And five (5) more napkins
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// I got fucking 12 hour suspension on here Iβm back now
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Perhaps because you followed me first. However Iβm not one to ignore a follower of mine.
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// PSA: I AM 17. PLS SOFTBLOCK ME IF YOURE GOING TO POST PORN. I DONT WANNA SEE IT
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Can someone explain why I keep hearing whispers that I am with Blackmore? I can assure you that there is nothing going on between us both.
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Ahem.
I will admit they are not the brightest bunch, but... You know what. Resignation acknowledged. You're a free man.
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// βIβll be more activeβ me when I LIE. Im off college now so Iβll reply to the people I need to π₯°
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// I need to get back into rptwt i feel so awkward sometimes ππ
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I wish all American citizens a happy pride month.
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[OPEN STARTER]
Valentine sat at his desk, collapsing in his chair after another boring meeting that went overtime. He ensured he was alone before he dared to relax, even a small break in his public persona at the wrong moment could be detrimental to his campaign and ratings.
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Most of the staff were steering clear. The meeting went overtime, into his nap time, thus putting the president in an agitated mood.
Just when he thought he could relax for a moment, he heard footsteps heading towards his office and the door opened.
β[READER]. Can I help you?β
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