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Apr 22
Netflix and chill? Baby let's claude and wait till the token run out
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So the prince tracking Cinderella shoes, guess the moral is to be a feet guy and women secretly love that
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I personally love a woman with a bit of grass and roses in their lawn
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I like my pussy shaved ladies. It's basic HYGIENE.
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my daily routine is basically yearnposting about fictional baddies and Fable
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What pussy from a Kim K does to a mf
HEβS DONE IT!!! π€©
LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! ππ
#F1 #BarcelonaGP
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how do people manage to have sex during orgies, like there are 2 too many people, isn't it weird or is it like theatre or some feeling like that?
Social anxiety with clothed people is something, now with naked people?
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Well the (fake) OCD in me is like, looking at the bullethole, he should have shot himself a little bit to the left.
Jun 13
A man with severe OCD shot himself in an attempt to end his life. He lived, but the bullet destroyed the part of his brain that caused OCD, and he was cured.
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what every sensitive young bald men want amirite beautiful king @FeralPHunter
Jun 13
"I just want to work hard, make money, eat with good people, and love the same woman over and over again." β Jason Statham
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Jun 14
JUST IN: π―π΅ Japan signs nuclear deal with Rolls Royce to build modular reactors.
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Can somebody explain this psychology?
Like what is this?
Mob mentality combined with 'never had a fucking job in their entire worthless miniscule pathetic lives' would be my guess
WATCH: School Bus driver attempts to defend his bus from unruly crowd
"It's coming out of my paycheck!" Driver Screams As Crows DESTROY School Bus Smashing it in TSQ after Knicks WIN
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what will I give to be slouched upon, cannons bruising my back, from a tall albanian woman reading a book, carefree of the world and doze off with the happiest bliss
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Jun 14
Saw a bunch of golden retrievers in the park today, guess who was within a golden shower
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Jun 14
men's life force gets doubled when we appreciate and cherish women
Jun 13
life is so much more fun when you genuinely adore the opposite sex. women are so cool
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Jun 14
He is most likely having non sexual intercourse with his ex in his dreams after this
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Jun 14
Ah Luigi's and Waluigi's lesser know third brother, Squeegee
I squeegee to use the maximum volume of the fabric during the toweling process:
Squeegeee -> One side of towel for neck down -> switch to other side of towel for (first face) then hair
Boom, all dry
Jun 13
i love seeing men shower. every man has a whole special method. women just get in there and start washing their hair, but men have a distinct 14 step protocol they carry out. my favorite is the part where they squeegee themselves before toweling.
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Jun 14
if you don't see this as a fake headtilt and laugh (rightfully) engineered for a social butterfly, you ngmi
"flirt" lmao, what a shut-in
Jun 14
Sydney Sweeney will flirt with any man who talks to her I have never seen anything like this before
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Jun 13
sometimes you don't want to drive up a hill and down, sometimes you want to cruise control on a flat highway, feel the breeze on your face and hair
That's what its like to cuddle with a flat chested woman v/s a big titty one, so love yourselves tiny cannon queens
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