freelance content writer. published in the NYT. swiftie, mom, feminist, marrying the kindly firefighting hugh jackman.
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I wrote a piece about my perspective as a parent raising a child with autism. Honored that the NYT chose to publish it ❤️
nytimes.com/2025/04/25/opini…
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this post is at 7.3M views which means that a trillionaire is gonna cut me a check for $31 dollars 💅
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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can some men on this website restore my faith in humanity and tell me something their wife does that makes them feel loved that isn't sex?
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it is profoundly weak-willed that there are men who want women to treat every erection like a five alarm fire. like a problem that is women's to solve. you are a grown up!
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RT @T00tbeer: If you cant make out with a woman without getting a boner so hard you blueball yourself, you are probably 12 years old. Every…
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Jun 13
Probably the real question to be asking men is "how many times a day do you need to get off before you are willing to *playfully* touch, kiss, and maybe even make out with your wife knowing that it might not lead to sex?" 🤔
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Emily is right. Her trolls are wrong.
A penis is not a hand grenade or a stick of dynamite you have to be careful near.
Sex is predicated on consent. Making out is not consent for penetration. They’re not even remotely the same thing.
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Everyone is focused on her categorizing making out as “non sexual touch”
But it seems clear she is talking about the importance of “intimate touch that is not penetrative sex or expected to lead to it immediately” in a relationship
X punishes you brutally when the tweet you fired off in 20 seconds wasn’t worded perfectly
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Jun 12
The “HR lady” archetype is a stand in for any woman with the power to tell men “no.”
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Kind of baffled with how "HR Lady" is a recognizable archetype to people on here. How much do most people interact with HR.
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Jun 13
This is absurd.
Men like this are weird because they seem to think women who aren't 24/7 down to jump their partner's bones are a problem. God forbid you spontaneously make out & go back to making dinner! Alert the Sex Addict Elders, this woman doesn't like her husband!
My partner & I do flirtatious things that don't lead to sex ALL DAY. If we had sex every time that happened, we wouldn't have functional lives 😂
And what these men don't get: being openly flirty & physical with your partner without expecting sex every time is precisely what leads to a thriving sex life because she feels safe to express herself without pressure 🤷🏻♀️
Jun 12
Any woman who doesn’t get insanely turned on by making out with you isn’t actually into you and will eventually either get fat, cheat on you, or divorce rape you, and you need to dump her as soon as humanly possible.
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Jun 12
Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”
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Jun 13
There’s an obvious correlation between having lots of touching, kissing, and intimacy without the expectation of sex, and having a lot of really good sex. Y’all boys aren’t attuned to your women, and you’re cool with unenthusiastic, unwanted sex. Pretty gross, guys.
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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People have asked me, "Hey Jon, what did you think of Devon Price's Unmasking Autism?" Well, wonder no longer.
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I live in a very mid city with a lame downtown, but if I put "dancing on my own" in my earbuds and walk past a tall building, suddenly I'm Hannah horvath.
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Wives start to recoil from their husband's touch when the only reason he touches her is because he wants to fuck her, FYI.
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Jun 12
"Sex is how we show love" falls flat when you are happy to do it whether or not she's into it and when you don't give a shit about her in any other respect 🫶🏻
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I love when men are honest.
Jun 12
I would rather not make out at all than have a make out session in bed that didn't lead to sex
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Jun 12
what I learned from this is that if you make out with your husband but don't want to have sex, he'll be mad at you. this is great!!!!!!!!! who knows why dead bedrooms exist when husbands are this great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Jun 12
lord have mercy he just said, "how often do you remember your spouse while making decisions?" and then says relationships fail for reasons that are "not obvious" like.......inconsideration? it's a mystery!!!!
Jun 12
I'm reading "this is how your marriage ends" by Matthew fray and the whole first chapter is him being like, "at 34 years old, divorce made me think about how other people might be feeling for the first time in my life."
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Jun 12
have never heard someone say, "perfectly good women can be really bad wives" unless they are talking about direct compatibility, imo women who are very bad wives also have deep character flaws. it is only husbands who we give this grace to!
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