A father in the forest who makes random videos while raising and homeschooling kids. Purveyor of dad jokes. Occasionally a RN. Possibly an Ent.
Joined July 2020
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May 29
- I have a beard.
- I live in a forest.
- I don't do or decide anything hastily.
- I don't like traveling.
- I often carry small people on my back or shoulders.
I think I might be an Ent.
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When you try to hide, but you are just a hummingbird and have never heard of things like a "cylindrical convex lens" before.
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I was out doing stuff all day, getting sunburned and stuffed. How was the internet today? Did the world burn down or anything?
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Jun 13
I have just learned that I am Spanish.
Jun 13
A Spanish friend eats dinner at 10pm.
My Japanese stomach filed a complaint 🍽️
In Japan, dinner around 6-7pm is standard.
After 9pm, restaurants start closing.
Is late dinner actually normal in Spain?
What time do kids eat??
I need answers before I visit! 🇪🇸
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Jun 13
Stopped by this spider's daisy this evening, and saw that she had dined on a succulent sowbug today.
Jun 11
Saw a bee sitting on a daisy and went over to take a picture. Someone else saw the bee first, it seems.
@OldHollowTree, if you are missing a bee, this one is not coming back.
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Jun 13
USA! USA! USA!
(I'm not sure what happened, we won at a sport or something)
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Jun 12
My daughter got out of bed this morning and ran outside. She said she had a dream there was an explosion and stuffed animals went flying everywhere, and she went to see if it had really happened.
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Jun 12
The White House is under Wraith attack.
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.
What the literal hell is this?
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Jun 12
Mug match this morning. But wait, what is this here?
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Jun 12
It's a crab spider having a bee for breakfast. (I'm pretty sure this one is a bee, maybe @juliet_turner6 can confirm, I got fooled by a dang fly last time)
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Jun 12
It's a crab spider having a bee for breakfast. (I'm pretty sure this one is a bee, maybe @juliet_turner6 can confirm, I got fooled by a dang fly last time)
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Jun 12
Pretty sure this is a scientifically accurate Kubota growth chart.
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Factor 85 Labs retweeted
I just went to look at our new rose bush and guess what I saw? Thankfully no bee for this one.
Jun 11
Saw a bee sitting on a daisy and went over to take a picture. Someone else saw the bee first, it seems.
@OldHollowTree, if you are missing a bee, this one is not coming back.
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Jun 11
You’re wrong. It’s a dronefly. Look up Eristalis sp. Bees don’t have eyes like that.
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Jun 11
It is in fact, not a bee. But as my Grandpa always said, "I've never been wrong. I'm always right. One time I thought I might be wrong, and I was right about that too."
Jun 11
Saw a bee sitting on a daisy and went over to take a picture. Someone else saw the bee first, it seems.
@OldHollowTree, if you are missing a bee, this one is not coming back.
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Jun 11
Most people think chickens come from eggs. They really grow more like potatoes.
Jun 11
The secret to growing chickens is to plant them in late spring, after the last frost.
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Jun 11
Saw a bee sitting on a daisy and went over to take a picture. Someone else saw the bee first, it seems.
@OldHollowTree, if you are missing a bee, this one is not coming back.
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The secret to growing chickens is to plant them in late spring, after the last frost.
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