Looking good in the polls bois! FFG Greens coalition @greenparty_ie

If we hold election on 14 Feb, it could be 'Valentine's massacre' for FG FF opponents. We want to give the peasants an opportunity hence why we hold GE near Patricks day festival. Voting while under the influence. Typical Irishness.

Shane announces €10m grants for the Sportsground and RDS, but FAI awarded just €2m the42.ie/4960741 Our message to the homeless is to take up sports. #RebuildingIreland

Government whip PR spent over 2.5 million at this event talking nonsense. We met over 50 white Irish homeless in Ballsbridge ensuring them that there's a perfectly fine hostel down the road. We also met some refugee homeless and pointed then to DCC offices, house is now ready

Our government making sure abortion is on their minds as we have to meet our global 2022 targets of 1.5 million abortions. @HairisTd has been given a mandate. Micheal wanted the PR, Simon accepted. It's called democracy. That day this group had their first abortion. Congrats!

That's it, re-election confirmed! Well done to @rtenews @rte and all it's third party affiliates. Fantastic job spinning this, keeping it in the news until GE is over. We want to thank @HairisTd his hard work ensuring that the Irish people suffer on trolleys and by abortions

Just having a meeting and PR event, talking bullcrap. God I love my voice.

Over the next few days your money that pays RTE tax is being used for make up @macmakeuppro thanks for sponsoring us. We are on across ALL of Irish channels spinning manure and you will love it! From lgbtqp education to 500k abortions per year, we are meeting our global targets

For our first tweet we want to announce that the next government will be comprised of FF and the Greens. We want to thank Bono for funneling money through Greta bank account. Get ready Ireland to screwed over in different ways, ban fuel cars, car pool rural Ireland oh boy!