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29 Nov 2024
Drinks trade to debate assisted dying for brands that should have given up the ghost years ago.
‘It’s cruel to keep them suffering’ said a spokesman for the bill. ‘They deserve to be able to die with a dignity that they never showed throughout their entire miserable existence.’
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22 Dec 2023
Use an iphone and the contents of your cellar this Christmas to show your peers that you are MUCH BETTER THAN THEY ARE in every way.
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17 Aug 2023
This made me laugh.
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2 Aug 2023
UK wine trade thrilled to welcome excitingly baffling new duty system.
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19 Jul 2023
R&B star plumbs impressive new depths for celebrity drink with gusset-focust Chardonnay launch.
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10 Jul 2023
The time has come for the drinks trade to man up and stop dropping crap into the ocean, says eco group Greenpiss.
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6 Jul 2023
This wonderful bit of pseudy bollocks picked out by @guyawoodward reminds us of our Crap Tasting Note of the Year awards. Read ‘em and weep both from joy (because you didn’t write them) and abject sorrow (because they are bloody awful)
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Working my way through critics’ tasting notes of top Bordeaux. Some trying a bit too hard. I won’t reveal its author, but this is surely a contender for a @FakeBooze award…
‘The 2015 cannot fail to hedonically satiate and intellectually edify all lovers of great Bordeaux’
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27 Jun 2023
Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmble!!! Jancis and Parker in high profile slug-fest to decide who's the world's top critic.
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22 Jun 2023
Fake Booze is in love with whoever wrote this. Absolute genius.
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20 Jun 2023
Magazine caught red handed in ‘not score fixing’ scandal.
This sort of flagrant honesty simply cannot continue, says drinks world.
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6 Jun 2023
Vines launch high profile scheme to save old journalists from being replaced by younger, more vigorous models.
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17 May 2023
Drinks world comes together to celebrate the fact that it is royally screwed.
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9 May 2023
Incredibly, Bordeaux pulls another top class vintage out the bag - this time using amazing 'smart vine' technology.
#bordeaux22 #enprimeur
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6 May 2023
Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation
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4 May 2023
The traditional booze world habitat of swapping 'nice lunch' for 'free article' is under threat from rapacious 'journo-fluencers'. Save our endangered liggers!
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25 Apr 2023
British winery faces spell in the Tower over treasonous failure to produce pomp-inspired tat.
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18 Apr 2023
Drinks world to usher in 'Total Decanting' philosophy to ensure public remain baffled.
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4 Apr 2023
EU to address the scourge of wine inequality with bold new levelling-down agenda.
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28 Mar 2023
Pensioners, not Gen Z are the future, says wine trade, as it tells young 'uns to do one.
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21 Mar 2023
Visitors to world's biggest wine fair mysteriously attracted to bang average rosé.
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#prowein #kylierose
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