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Jun 3
Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
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I’m in range. #Makerfield
🚨 Makerfield By-Election Voting Intention:
🌹 LAB: 49% ( 4)
➡️ REF: 37% ( 5)
🟢 GRN: 5% ( 1)
🟣 RSB: 5% (NEW)
🌳 CON: 3% (-8)
🔶️ LDEM: 1% (-6)
☑️ OTH: 1% (NEW)
From 2nd - 12th June
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Changes with GE2024
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When your closest political party is Count Binface something is very wrong/right
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Evil ****kin’ Evil.
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Jun 13
When the Mercedes reaches 88mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
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Jun 12
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In the Netherlands where I'm delighted to report the car has Dutch Ceefax
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Jun 11
There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface
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Jun 11
Real quote from a friend canvassing in Makerfield today:
'I've met more binface voters than tory, lib dem, and green combined'
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Jun 11
'I'm the sane one this time': Count Binface releases hilarious musical manifesto for Makerfield by-election manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…
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Jun 11
The best X I have ever put on a ballot:
Jun 11
There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface
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Jun 10
I’m delighted to present my #Makerfield By-Election campaign flyer. I’ve made mine digital only, to help save your planet. Take that, Zack!
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I've run 10 boards in Makerfield and genuinely got twice the number of Count Binface voters as Green voters
Sarah Wakefield discusses how we can make things better in Makerfield:
✅ Invest in our high streets, libraries and community services
✅ Reduce business rates for local businesses
✅ Solve flood related infrastructure issues
✅ Address waste dump and fly-tipping issues
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Jun 9
A thing of beauty.
Jun 8
For anyone who may be curious, this is my brother's ballot paper for the Makerfield by-election.
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Jun 8
So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired
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Jun 6
Sex with Count Binface, live in Cheltenham. (Alongside the brilliant zoologist and author @juleslhoward).
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518 people asked - ridiculous. I asked 5 mates and they all think @CountBinface will walk it 🤷🏼♂️
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I love the way all tv channels just platform 5 or 6 parties and then say, "in case of accusations of bias, we're contractually obliged to show all the parties in the election" and then put up a screen of all the parties in the by-election for about 2 seconds, like a flashcard.🙄
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Jun 5
Just been chatting on-stage at the Cheltenham Science Festival, the night after I was no-platformed on Question Time with the ‘mainstream’ candidates, so I’ve taken my revenge and invited none of them.
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