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Mr. and Mrs. TRB @FakeTRB

The Transportation Research Board annual meeting is the Super Bowl for transportation nerds.

Joined January 2013
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It’s time to face facts: @SecretaryPete is not gonna be there in person to autograph your EIR. Keep your bad suit & your bad self at home and save a life! #TRBAM 😷 #CancelTRBAM
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Thanks for another year of phoning it in. Happy 2019! #TRBAM
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Am considering taking FakeTRB private at $420. Funding secured. #TRBAM
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Greg Rogers
@AVGregR
15 Jan 2019
Replying to @FakeTRB
More like WALKanada, amirite
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We’ve been eating cold fast food during #TRBAM since before it was cool.
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We didn't see anyone waiting in line for a carpool in Wakanda. #justsaying #TRBAM
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Take every single car you own into your hands and see if it sparks joy for you. Make sure you don't start sitting in it. Sitting clouds your judgement.
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This year, instead of the traditional recruiting sessions, we’re just making applicants lip sync for their livelihoods #TRBPM #AllStars4
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For those who submitted tweets to us last year, we sold them to Cambridge Analytica. Sorry! #TRBAM
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If the UK gets a Brexit redo, can we take back all of those years of grad school and go straight into the private sector instead? #TRBAM
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For real, you came all the way to #TRBAM and don’t know to stand on the right of an escalator?
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Ya’ll made fun of pavement research *for years* and look who’s slipping and falling everywhere now. #TRBAM
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Are these new name tags extra jangly or are we just late?
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That's it for 2018! As they say in our office-wide retirement email chains: Have a good rest of what life has to offer! #TRBAM
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Shout-out to our brothers and sisters at #CES. We've been sitting in the dark for decades now and that's the way we like it! #TRBAM
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Up next, celebrating achievewoments in perforwomance measurewoment and high speed railadies! #TRBAM x.com/tpap_/status/951157770…

Tim Papandreou@tpap_
10 Jan 2018
Emotional acceptance of the distinguished TRB award by friend, Womentor and transpo bad ass @SusanShaheen1! So proud to learn with you! #TRBAM
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A map of all the conference halls but with a secret escape plan overlay for when people mistake you for a student for the 5th year in a row really guys you could also just stop assuming things out loud #TRBAM
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Back in our day, there weren’t any VC-funded receptions with open bars. We had to walk 15 miles in the snow to Dupont Circle for one measly drink ticket. #TRBAM
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Well, good thing the tech companies are all finally here to save transportation, fresh off their victory defending #NetNeutrality. #TRBAM
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Been here three days, still haven't learned how to estimate pedestrian LOS at a Trump protest march. #TRBAM
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