Once there, you'll weigh only a small percentage of what you weigh on Earth...
Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
The moon belongs to America and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men.
Will YOU be among them?
"You still got that other kid... uh, Lisa! Let's take her out hunting tomorrow, make her into a man."
"No, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian."
"Oh, geez, Homer. Geez! You and Marge ain't... cousins, are you?"
"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him."
"Yeah, and then we'd get the chair..."
"That's not what I meant!"
"It was, Marge. Admit it."
Jake βThe Snakeβ Roberts tells the wild story of the infamous Cobra bite incident involving βMacho Manβ Randy Savage, complete with his best Macho Man impression.
During an interview, Roberts revealed that he pitched the idea of a snakebite on live TV to advance their ongoing rivalry. Savage initially refused unless he had absolute proof that the stunt was safe.
Savage demanded that Jake let the cobra bite his own leg first to prove the venom sacs had been removed. Roberts pulled down his pants and let the snake bite him.
Savage then made Jake sit in the locker room for 30 minutes to ensure he did not collapse or die from venom before finally agreeing to the angle.