She/her. Miss Coney Island 2016, burlesque, writing, sex education. Book: @AlgonquinBooks Rep: @dreamoforgonon. Words: @buzzfeednews @npr @JewishCurrents
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6 Sep 2023
Come get NAKED with me on tour for my book release!
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Inadvertently had the most intimate online moment last night on a niche fetish website. Fell asleep to the sounds of a streamer who dozed off still live. I can’t even begin to explain or understand the internet. Not even close.
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I miss the digital mother of the early internet, when anonymity was presumed and people connected in this wild third space, fleetingly and with great humanity. Last night felt like that. Connecting because the tether is the single filament of shared experience.
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In a sense we slept together. The only time a stranger in my bed has helped me sleep.
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Jun 14
This is like the best scene of all time
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Jun 9
when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. Rudd excels here
Jun 9
ngl that Tim & Eric sketch where Paul Rudd says ‘Now Tayne I can get into.’ is like top 20 sketches on any show of all time
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Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.
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Jun 9
nothing like a little ego injury to sear off the last month or so of therapy, in and out baby!
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Jun 8
Belgian visual artist Carole Louis is the creator of "Through Thousands," a sculpture constructed from thousands of plastic straws.
Like fiber optics, basically thousands of tiny “straws” guiding light across huge distances at near-light speed.
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backrooms was a movie about the psychosis caused by having a white wife
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i love things like this. people have always been people
Jun 6
Chicken in trousers, 1783. Found in the common-place book of Richard Carr, a young student from Westmorland, England.
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Jun 1
And we will
13 Jan 2025
Prosper Faggot
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Apr 27
folks incredulous about how someone as amazing as meg the stallion could get cheated on are missing that it is because she is great, not in spite of it, that she is being disrespected. when a partner has a big ego but low self esteem, their energy does toward "humbling" the other
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Apr 27
there is a type of guy for whom a woman's accomplishment and accolades are received as an ego injury for him. and so he has to dim her light until he can declare himself the winner
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Apr 27
we have to stop imagining that cheating and relationship mistreatment is because of the perceived lacking qualities of the partner being mistreated. he's not cheating because she is missing something. he is the one lacking ego strength. that's the missing piece.
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Apr 20
there is no irony in the fact that the guy i just ended things with gifted me with a copy of Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte on our last date right
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Apr 23
In retrospect, this was quite prescient
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