Episcopal priest @BBTSchurch, author, single-origin coffee drinker, @LentMadness creator. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.
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21 Apr 2023
Well, I’m not sure how you all did this, but my new book is currently the number one new release on Amazon in devotionals. Thank you! And if you’d like to preorder it, you can do so at Amazon or directly through @fwd_mvt: forwardmovement.org/Products…
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Jun 11
Want to come work with me in Palm Beach? It’s never dull around here! episcopalnewsservice.org/job…
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May 31
Remember back in 1976 when we were just excited to see a “bicentennial quarter” from the change our dad got for the Big Mac and Coke in a Liberty Bell souvenir cup we convinced him to buy at the McDonald’s drive-thru? Can’t we celebrate the 250th more like THAT?!
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Apr 13
In a world of Pharaohs and Herods, the Prince of Peace still reigns.
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Mar 27
In my Maundy Thursday sermon, should I use the line, “something’s afoot?”
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Mar 21
Here’s something Jesus didn’t say: “Lazarus just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”
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Mar 18
If you want to start a fight in an Irish pub tonight, while sipping your green beer remind everyone that St. Patrick was actually British.
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Jan 24
Major winter storms across the country on Sunday can only mean one thing: God detests Annual Meetings!
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Palm Beach's Church Mouse makes N.Y. Times' list of best 50 retailers palmbeachpost.com/story/shop…
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Photos: Bethesda-by-the-Sea flower guild prepares for the holiday season palmbeachdailynews.com/pictu…
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Jan 5
One of the differences in spending time at coffee shops in the north vs. in the south, is that down here, there’s always a table with a middle-aged man doing 95% of the talking while “discipling” someone from his church. And it rather grates!
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29 Dec 2025
The 12 Days of Christmas is the Yuletide equivalent of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.
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26 Dec 2025
Can’t believe nobody gave me a partridge yesterday. Still hoping for some poultry over the next few days. #12daysofchristmas
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28 Nov 2025
I keep forgetting whether it’s Black Friday or Good Friday. It’s all just so confusing.
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27 Nov 2025
Shoutout to all the clergy out there who serve as their family’s “Designated Prayer” on Thanksgiving.
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