Pretty sure I just commited a crime at a Chicago BBQ.

The Linux kernel security list is drowning in duplicate AI-flagged bugs; same issues, with same tools, but different names of human submitters. Maintainers have now formalized the obvious - AI-found bugs are public by definition. New docs define 5 failure modes for AI-assisted reports: too long, Markdown-heavy, threat model-ignorant, reproducer-free, patch-free. Non-compliant reports risk being ignored. Most AI-flagged issues aren’t even real vulnerabilities anyway. Think: 500 submitters, 1 CVE, 0 patches?

i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting

Send this to the man in your life and ask him if it's true.

BREAKING 🔴🔴 NAVEL BLOCKADE ON IRAN BEGINS SHORTLY Trump: “So, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an "ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT" basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, "There may be a mine out there somewhere," that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL! Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini, and most of their "Leaders," are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully "LOCKED AND LOADED," and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

I will dress like a sailor and burst out of your birthday cake and sing happy birthday to you if you sell me your Apple Mac Studio. (5 month waiting list)

"GABE!! THE RAM PRICES WILL MAKE A STEAM MACHINE COST $2K!!!!! WHAT DO WE DO!?" "Nothing."

When Daniel Ellsberg released the Pentagon Papes showing that the US Government was systematically lying to the American public for years -- claiming they were close to winning the Vietnam War when they knew they could never win -- Ellsberg was subjected to the same vilification and smear campaign Kent is getting now. They accused Ellsberg of being a liar, a traitor, a Kremlin agent, and then tried to imprison him for life under the Espionage Act (they also broke into his psychoanalyst's office to depict him as a sexual deviant). But Ellsberg's revelations remain historic. Ellsberg is widely regarded as a hero. His warnings were proven right. And it changed the way that Americans understand their government and its wars.

Know the feeling?

The Pedespeed, introduced in 1869, was a brief experiment in personal transport resembling roller skates.

Oh, you’re good with computers? When we’re done with Christmas dinner can you take a look at my laptop? I can’t figure out why it’s so slow!