Joined April 2009
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Alternate world history.....
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am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.
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ChatGPT's 'branch into new chat' is my favourite feature I never knew I needed.
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...When you get one of those sloooooow recaptcha 'choose image' things...
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America's goal should be to expand our Empire Be it immigration, acquisition or invitation, if you believe we have the best system then you should embrace expansion. If Cuba, Puerto Rico, Greenland, Greece, Venezuela, Quebec or The Dominican Republic want to join the Union let’s do it! Let’s get to 60 States in these United! Let’s be the most populous and prosperous country in the world.
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A reminder that when someone is continually painted as the bad guy, it's usually because they are truly good.
#ÚLTIMAHORA VLADIMIR PUTIN 🇷🇺 ¡Rusia nunca ha sido y nunca será su enemigo! No queremos materias primas y riquezas europeas, tenemos nuestras propias materias primas y riquezas, no necesitamos en absoluto sus materias primas. Rusia es el país más rico del mundo en términos de materias primas. No queremos su tierra ni su territorio. Miren qué amplia es Rusia en el mapa. Rusia es el doble del tamaño de toda Europa en un solo lugar. ¿Para qué necesitaríamos su tierra, qué hacemos con ella? ¿Por qué creen que Rusia es enemiga de Europa? ¿Qué daño les ha hecho Rusia? ¿Les hemos vendido gas y materias primas a precios más bajos que los precios a los que sus "amigos" les venden actualmente? SÍ ¿Rusia sacrificó a 20 millones de personas en la Segunda Guerra Mundial para deshacerse de los nazis? SÍ ¿Fue Rusia el primer país que ayudó a Europa durante la pandemia de COVID? SÍ ¿Ayudamos a Europa cuando hubo incendios y desastres naturales? SÍ ¿Qué les ha hecho Rusia que la odian tanto? Rusia no es vuestro enemigo; vuestros verdaderos enemigos son vuestros dirigentes, aquellos que os dirigen". Vladimir Putin dixit.. -
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Dan 🥴 retweeted
I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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I've made my bet. At first I had hopes for Claude, but after their dismal last 40 or so days, plus the CEO being a massive loser (even compared to Sam A), I am cancelling Claude, and rolling with ChatGPT and GROK:
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You have every right to know what your government is doing, and they have no right to know what you are doing. That is why they are called public servants and we are called private citizens. Instead, the relationship has been inverted. The state hides behind secrecy, classified files, and redactions while demanding total visibility into your finances, communications, movement, and behavior. A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny.
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“Give them a massive amount of oil, agricultural land, copper, freshwater, and every natural resource in the world. Now make them neighbors with the biggest market in the world. Great, now have them leave the resources in the ground and instead flip condos to each other”.
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Dan 🥴 retweeted
Replying to @zerohedge
Imagine asking the government if you can have independence… It doesn’t even make sense… You just declare your independence and then fight to protect your sovereignty. The entire point of being independent is to not be at the whims of the Canadian government and courts
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I have surely been interfered with by Russia. I believe in freedom, and small government and less regulation. How dare the evil Russians instil this unacceptable dogma in my mind! 🥴
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Anyone who thinks joining the EU is better than a relationship with the USA is retarded. The EU is collapsing in real time and joining them would only contribute to our demise.
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We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.
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Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1: Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight? Me: Yes they're done. Partner: Why are they still dirty? Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
This chap explains 15-minute cities very well....
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Remember when DHH kept going on about Omarchy? Is that still a thing?
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