Through determination and consistency, I have completed my set goal. It took 69 days to eat the giant solid chocolate bunny my mom gifted me for Easter.

Picked up this little beauty at an estate sale today for $1. Never know what you’ll find out there!

These hypergamous Wyches are getting ridiculous! Even the small Cults are demanding of their Archon patrons: Over 6'6" 6 super exotic slaves (not just Mon-Keigh livestock) 6 cruisers under your direct command "And what do you bring to the Arena?" You ask. Her: "I AM the Arena!"

I, for one, am happy about this new Ocarina of Time remake. While it was a masterpiece in my time, many zoomers will dismiss it out of hand because of it's "outdated" graphics. Maybe now a new generation can experience what a game should be after playing all their modern slop.

Another successful disarming of a potentially sticky business situation through persuasion, politeness and courtesy. If you can only level one attribute, anon, it should be CHA.

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning. *wheeze* “Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?” Mostly itself. You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors. *wheeze* In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible. As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable. The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it. * wheeze* If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares. If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions. Hah hah hah…* wheeze* So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?” The answer is: “Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.” * wheeze* Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

If you're under 55, just stop listening to Dave Ramsey. In fact, do the opposite of what he says. He is a megaboomer and hates you with every fiber of his being. Caller: "Dave, should I save myself from financial ruin?" Dave: "No."

Saturdays are for garage sales and they hate to see me coming.

Stonewall Jackson aggressively charging into the Union flank only to be hit by a barrage of friendly fire on the way back to camp.

The head gotta be outta this galaxy 😭😭😭

Sensitive young men now have to go to the rice paddies of Guangxi province to find a suitable, non-whore wife.

Every time I think about what they did to Dragon Age by absolutely shitting the bed with Veilguard, it gets me viscerally angry. Waited 10 years for some heckin millennial dialogue, leftist activist self insert with no regard to past lore or even a coherent story. Such a shame.

Why does everyone say this? Just because of cinema numbers? I, for one, thought Solo was acceptably mediocre, but it was infinitely better than any of the Rey/Skywalker continuation saga failed abortions.

I guess abbreviating Blue Jay “BJ” wasn’t the play when I told my bird watching group I watched a BJ this morning outside my kitchen window.

The Post Office clerk looking at my clearly turned inside out free UPS box with duct tape over the inside markings: