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Fing Duck @FingDuck

Twitter Pervert. Author of several crap circles. Chronic masturbator. Pronouns are Lord, Darth, Master and I identify as a flamethrower.

Joined May 2010
  • Tweets 84,520
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  • Followers 2,840
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Fing Duck@FingDuck
3 Sep 2024
I tried to call off today and she's like is it because of Quiddich Champions and I'm like no I'm sick and she's like does Andy pandy puddin pie wanna pway wiff magic bwooms and I'm like I feel much better I'm coming in plus I'm going to kill you.
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Work daughter just warned me one of her freaky little friends is gonna ask me out and I have to say no because she's psycho but I like that and can't resist so shit here we go again another engagement ring down the fucking toilet. Marie says I'm an idiot with girls.
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I hate myself too would you like to do cutting together or can you just do it to me?
Emma
@Avabelly__
Jun 16
I need a nonchalant response to "I hate you"
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I brought work daughter and her friends little Ceasars and they're like thanks dad spank me and I'm like that's it go stand in the corner so all 4 of them go and stand in the corner as a joke and a suit walks by and looks at them and I said I'm making them stand in the corner.
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30 Point Buck
Kelly🇦🇺🇭🇺@kelly_ques
Jun 15
Which song do you jam to when you need to cheer up?
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I have that effect on a lot of women it's called vampiric glamour it'll wear off after I rip one in your face during oral relations however in your case it might just perpetuate it.
Jessie
@Jexxie
Jun 15
I can’t stop thinking about this guy. Help me.
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The UFC at the White House was a pain in the ass? Certainly you jest.
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Up the butt month is half over.
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The first time I ever heard the word gay we were watching CHIPS and a guy was trapped in a car having a hypoglycemic attack and Ponch was feeding him a candy bar and my brother says this is so fucking gay and mom was like HEY.
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I don't know what a lib tard is but I'm sure I dated like..... all of them.
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You ever star fuck the shit out of somebody and re-tweet their shit too and then they post this place is dead like oh this is how you gonna be I see well fooee on you then and now I think your posts about loneliness are bullshit.
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Erick
@wumaufu77
Jun 15
🤣🤣🤣🙌 Sames
Paula Delalande
@DelalandePaula
Jun 15
Yep! 😂😂
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The I in team is inside the A it's lower case.
ValmaMemeQueen@Valma_Bunce
Jun 14
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Kurt Cobain right NOW.
Elizabeth❣️
@WorkElizab
Jun 14
Name One singer
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The Best
@TheBestqueenx
Jun 14
Even nature has begun to show its anger toward human actions.
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Gain of Fauci
@DschlopesIsBack
Jun 15
The funniest news interview in history 😂🤣
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The Craft, Constantine and The Ninth Gate.
Updated Jennie@Updated_Jennie
Jun 14
When you start dating someone, what are the first movies you show them?
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Only suck a Gibson, honey.
AmericaReal
@AmericaReal3
Jun 15
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UZOAMAKA 💓💓🇩🇴
@jennygodswill
Jun 14
Just wait for the ending pls 🤭🤣🤣
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TeeTee
@InfragilisTee
Jun 14
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This is my X's contact Pic because she got a flat Asian ass.
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