All the woman, and I guess me - the first derivative biography
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Me saying this playing NCAA 26
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Yes knicks etc, but more importantly congrats to one of the best people I know for tonight - she knows who she is!!!
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Low-fi takes the streets supporting Feral Fixers charity!
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As a jets fanβ¦itβs not fucking close
Jun 11
Namath, and it's not even fucking close.
If the Seniors Blue-Ribbon Committee was serious about their job, they would actually remove Joe from the HoF.
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Nothing wrong with looking like lesbian Diane Keaton
Jun 7
fashion is such an interesting thing because Lewis looks awesome in this outfit but Iβd look like Lesbian Diane Keaton if I wore it
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SO NY like the folks that make PlayStation
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MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR
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If you bought bitcoin in March 2024....you would have lost money
Feb 5
*2 BTC
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Coworker: how are you today
me:
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Chicken βdrunken noodlesβ with an orange peanut sauce
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Hey @ClayTravis can you defend this statement?
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Slow sous vide top round London broil with a tomatillos peach relish, apple and shaved Brussels salad, cauliflower corn purΓ©e.
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Proper spurs
May 30
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