Comedian, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports. I’m ova here now ⬇️
Joined April 2009
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Jun 6
The NBA: We’d love a long series.
The Knicks: Get fucked.
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The fuckin GOATS. Thanks for tolerating me and for such a funny show, boys @AndyRuther @FixYourLife
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Jun 14
Fuck term limits…Mamdani should be mayor until Jalen Brunson is ready to take the gig.
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Jun 14
A lot of these verified accounts just engagement farm for clicks/revenue.
But since Mike here isn’t verified, when know his post was simply because he’s a fucking moron.
One of the more fraudulent Finals teams we'll ever see
Literally everything had to break right
Hali/Tatum Achilles, East was BAD, Knicks had 0 injuries, lucked out with home court rounds 2 & 3, got their preferred opponent EVERY round, dodged OKC and Spurs were too young/stupid
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Jun 6
The NBA: We’d love a long series.
The Knicks: Get fucked.
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Jun 14
Best point differential in a single postseason:
2026 Knicks 283
2017 Warriors 230
2014 Spurs 214
2018 Warriors 210
1987 Lakers 205
2001 Lakers 204
1971 Bucks 203
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Jun 14
A 23-13 1st quarter where no one can hit a shot…90s basketball fans must be creaming their panties.
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Jun 13
Knicks fans could buy a house in San Antonio to establish residence and it would still cost less than going to the Garden.
Jun 13
Ticketmaster is reportedly canceling and refunding Game 5 NBA Finals tickets purchased by fans who live outside a 150-mile radius of San Antonio — without notice 😳, per @nypost
Some Knicks fans who already flew into town and booked hotels are reportedly having their tickets canceled at the last minute 😬
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Jun 13
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
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Jun 11
A real man would prove his hate by up and moving his whole company to Boston over the weekend. What’s the matter, Dave, too poor to fill up some UHauls and bounce? Should we get Larry David or Chalamet to loan you some dough?
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Jun 11
This zero context still photo that has already ended any future Wemby GOAT discussion.
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Jun 11
She was probably giggling so hard when she sent her assistant out to get these dumbass shirts printed up.
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Jun 11
Wemby a bitch.
Trump a bitch.
Taylor the bitch responsible for every bitch on earth.
Knicks in 6.
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Jun 9
Wemby a bitch.
Trump a bitch.
Dolan a bitch.
Knicks in 6*
*or 5 if the Knicks don’t mind the afterparty happening at Whataburger
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Jun 9
The moment Wemby became someone I will hate for his whole career. French bitch sure is surly about choking away Game 2.
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Jun 8
I’m not saying tonight is the night that we finally get him. But let Landry Shamet take a shot. If he can’t hit him, no one can.
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