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When I was a Python dev, I hated Python. When I was a Java dev, I hated Python. When I was a Kotlin dev, I hated Python. When I was a Haskell dev, I hated Python. When I was an OCaml dev, I hated Python. I’m a C dev now. I still hate Python. Love changes. Hate is constant.
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I feel like it hasn't been like this before? bug on point and click abilities flash @drewlevin
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He's not wrong.

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‼️🚨 BREAKING: An AI found a Linux kernel zero-day that roots every distribution since 2017. The exploit fits in 732 bytes of Python. Patch your kernel ASAP. The vulnerability is CVE-2026-31431, nicknamed "Copy Fail," disclosed today by Theori. It has been sitting quietly in the Linux kernel for nine years. Most Linux privilege-escalation bugs are picky. They need a precise timing window (a "race"), or specific kernel addresses leaked from somewhere, or careful tuning per distribution. Copy Fail needs none of that. It is a straight-line logic mistake that works on the first try, every time, on every mainstream Linux box. The attacker just needs a normal user account on the machine. From there, the script asks the kernel to do some encryption work, abuses how that work is wired up, and ends up writing 4 bytes into a memory area called the "page cache" (Linux's high-speed copy of files in RAM). Those 4 bytes can be aimed at any program the system trusts, like /usr/bin/su, the shortcut to becoming root. Result: the next time anyone runs that program, it lets the attacker in as root. What should worry most: the corruption never touches the file on disk. It only exists in Linux's in-memory copy of that file. If you imaged the hard drive afterwards, the on-disk file would match the official package hash exactly. Reboot the machine, or just put it under memory pressure (any normal system load that needs the RAM), and the cached copy reloads fresh from disk. Containers do not help either. The page cache is shared across the whole host, so a process inside a container can use this bug to compromise the underlying server and reach into other tenants. The original sin was a 2017 "in-place optimization" in a kernel crypto module called algif_aead. It was meant to make encryption slightly faster. The change broke a critical safety assumption, and nobody noticed for nine years. That bug then rode every kernel update from 2017 to today. This vulnerability affects the following: 🔴 Shared servers (dev boxes, jump hosts, build servers): any user becomes root 🔴 Kubernetes and container clusters: one compromised pod escapes to the host 🔴 CI runners (GitHub Actions, GitLab, Jenkins): a malicious pull request becomes root on the runner 🔴 Cloud platforms running user code (notebooks, agent sandboxes, serverless functions): a tenant becomes host root Timeline: 🔴 March 23, 2026: reported to the Linux kernel security team 🔴 April 1: patch committed to mainline (commit a664bf3d603d) 🔴 April 22: CVE assigned 🔴 April 29: public disclosure Mitigation: update your kernel to a build that includes mainline commit a664bf3d603d. If you cannot patch immediately, turn off the vulnerable module: echo "install algif_aead /bin/false" > /etc/modprobe.d/disable-algif.conf rmmod algif_aead 2>/dev/null || true For environments that run untrusted code (containers, sandboxes, CI runners), block access to the kernel's AF_ALG crypto interface entirely, even after patching. Almost nothing legitimate needs it, and blocking it shuts the door on this whole class of bug...
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how it feels to play Anran if an enemy player is receiving anything above 1 healing per second
you can legit do everything to squeeze out extra damage on anran like throwing in her m2 before every ability like m1, m2 dash m2 melee e m2 dash out and they'll still live. crazy how many things you can actually output for nothing, her actions per second in engages is gross tho
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【Opening Theme】 Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World- Season 4 "The Loss Arc" is scheduled for April 8! #AJ2026   #AnimeJapan OP: "Recollect" by Konomi Suzuki feat. Ashnikko ✨More: animetv-jp.net/rezero-starti…
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Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation creator Rifujin na Magonote shared in a new interview: “I'd like to write a story set 80 years after Mushoku Tensei. I don't know what will happen, though.”
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“I can’t wait for riot to finally add voice chat ” The world:

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Feb 24
2003 might be the worst year to be born 2008 - parents lose all their saving 2011 - too young for bitcoin 2020 - senior year in zoom 2021 - college in lockdown 2026 - get replace by AI 2038 - might die in the space war

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avg vitality fan
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For beginner programmers, PLEASE take my advice, I know you want to learn Python because it's an "easy programming language to start with" but the struggle of learning C, C , and Java first is going to make your life so much better in the long run.
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s1mple is such a fucking bum flaming his teammates to deflect from the fact that he cant hit a shot gg have fun ruining your legacy broky owns you u chihuahua
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liquid players are dying in ways they don't even think are possible because of ultimate whiffs
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🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
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what no hyprland does to a man:
i hate the linux desktop experience it sucks ass
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