Proud flesh prison owner. Trapped inside the wretched hellbeast's dungeon

Joined October 2021
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Sometimes when I’m watching Godzilla movies I can’t help but let out an “I love you Godzilla!!!” to the screen like he can hear me
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"Give them back" by artist Mary Doodles.
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'BACKROOMS' directors Kane Parsons has reportedly begun multiplying rapidly. There is 20 of him (Source: Discussing Clones)
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every time i tell this guy we dont accept 'Gnome Dollars' he threatens to "disintegrate me where i stand" i fucking hate this job
You think the clerk at the gas station will accept gnome dollars?
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aww babe, don’t cry :( maybe torture the homunculus for a while? you love that haha
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Spent my day robbing travelers on this woodland trail #BanditLife #Scoundreltwt
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Reporting Frankenstein to HR because he won’t stop showing me pictures of his “monster”
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Dun Morogh Trees gotta little tree butt crack.
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i lowk hate killing innocents but if the dark lord wills it that’s like my job
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They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place
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Notice how the bloodstains on the sword indicate a stab,not a slice, and the severed hand, clearly chopped by an axe since the bone is crushed. And the blood splatter is not coming out the wound, but is rather splattered like it's spilled from a goblet. THIS SLAYING IS FAKED
Just slew a man in a Walmart parking lot
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Every friend group got that one homie who’s been corrupted by the beguiling influence of the cursed amulet
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Society started going downhill when wizards stopped looking like this
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Doing sick tricks with the gnome I petrified
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Fuckin’ gnomes keep getting into my trash
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"Could I get 3 dollars on pump 5, a pack of newport hundreds, and a scratcher?"
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