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Nick Sirianni, celebrating his 45th birthday, gets a big ovation at the ballpark tonight at Phillies-Marlins. Good way to spend a birthday.
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Arthur Juan Brown took down his thank you to #Eagles fans.
What a slap in the face. All of it.
He comes across as immature, petty, and fake- everything QB1 is NOT
#flyeaglesfly
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He’s already given us three 1,000-yard seasons and one of the most iconic Super Bowl catches in franchise history.
Now, DeVonta Smith is standing on his own as the #Eagles' true WR1.
#FlyEaglesFly
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Its only been a few minicamps and OTAs, but im not sure i've ever seen this many pictures of Jalen Hurts smiling...
#Eagles
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🚨All-Star voting update 🚨
Keep it up, Philly! 🗳️ Phillies.com/AllStar
ALT MLB All-Star Ballot Voting Update: J.T. Realmuto - 3rd for catchers Bryce Harper - 3rd for first basemen Alec Bohm - 2nd for third basemen Kyle Schwarber - 2nd for designated hitters Bryson Stott - 2nd for second basemen Brandon Marsh - 3rd for outfielders Trea Turner - 4th for shortstops
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ZB on Mannion's offense so far:
"Eagles have already displayed concepts that have not been heavily featured in past years. They’re under center more than ever. The wide-zone running scheme is on display. You’re seeing more motion and movement"
Music to my ears 🔥
#Eagles
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With the offseason program over and the players scattered until training camp, a visit by the Seahawks to the White House apparently won't be happening. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Japan fans always clean up their section after the match and this time, they were joined by Jameis Winston
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First National League All-Star ballot update
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Phillies pitchers stats by catcher:
Realmuto: 411 innings caught/3.72 ERA/.246 AVG against/.687 OPS
Marchán: 168 innings caught/4.93 ERA/.270 AVG against/.772 OPS
Really shows how valuable J.T is back there even though the bat isn’t what it used to be.
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Happy birthday, Coach!
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After a weekend series between the Phillies and Brewers, here's where things stand between Cristopher Sánchez and Jacob Misiorowski, the two best pitchers in baseball this year. 🧐
Gold = NL leader
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The Phillies went 5-for-58 with no extra-base hits, no walks and 21 strikeouts in the shutout losses Friday and Sunday. It won’t always be as bad as it was vs. Misiorowski and Harrison, but they will be facing aces and No. 2s in October, maybe even that duo.
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"It's something to look at, talk about ..."
Don Mattingly on possibly sitting Trea Turner, who went 1-13 with 6 Ks in the Milwaukee series.
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Phillies record behind each pitcher with the current rotation together:
Cristopher Sanchez 7-2
Zack Wheeler 7-2
Jesus Luzardo 7-2
Aaron Nola 7-2
Andrew Painter 1-7
Bullpen game 1-0
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The Phillies are eyewitnesses to perhaps the best 1-2 punch in the game.
Milwaukee Brewers starters Jacob Misiorowski and Kyle Harrison vs. Phillies this weekend:
15 innings
4 hits
0 runs
0 walks
18 strikeouts.
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“The Phillies are desperately looking to acquire an outfielder at the trade deadline with Adolis Garcia expected to miss the rest of the season with his torn lat, and have Angels right fielder Jo Adell and Cubs right fielder Seiya Suzuki on their radar.”
-@BNightengale
Jun 14
Sunday Notes Column: Will Athletics actually bring stars to Las Vegas? 'We won't have trouble recruiting' usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…
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Got it done
#RingTheBell
ALT Final score graphic. Phillies 9, Brewers 8. Image shows Bryson Stott celebrating after hitting an RBI double.
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Ike Reese on A.J. Brown reportedly writing he is the "best ever" on his image at the Eagles' practice facility:
"Outrageous...And you're trying to dictate your legacy here...I've never heard so many qualifications when talking about a guy who forced he's way out of here."
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