I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social

Joined January 2018
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I love these humans. I want that love to last forever. Like I don’t even care when I cease to exist. I just want that love and joy they bring me to persist in the universe. The wonderful things about them and the delight I have with them to carry on through time and space….
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Can you pickle Armenian cucumbers? We’re going to find out.
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This guy compares nicely to Crassus, the forgotten 3rd member of the first triumvirate. Richest man in Rome that even other rich people despised. Maybe he’ll suffer the same fate?
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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I like using figures of speech that have “business”. Instant innuendo. Bad service? I’m taking my business elsewhere. Good at your job? It’s my business and my pleasure. Etc…
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Dealing with a transphobe? Mind your own business.
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I’ve always wanted to open up my own business.
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You know I’ve never seen a dog stub its toe
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I was hoping people would pop in with stories of dogs stubbing their toes. I’ve seen dogs trip which is nuts considering they have four legs.
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I’m putting a team together
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It’s hard for me to get into modern scifi because it’s all formulaic.Old scifi was written by non professionals. Lots of crap in there but some real out of nowhere gems. hate the filler and “character development”. Sometimes it’s cool to just explore ideas with lasers and rockets
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Replying to @UndegroundkIG
This nigga should pay homage to Michael Jackson by overdosing on pills.
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Having a relative that’s beginning to have memory problems has brought up the fact that I already have bad memory. And now I’m second guessing all my posts. Like did I post that before? Did I read someone else’s post a forgot about it and I’m thinking this is my idea?
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Please feel free to link to your post if I’ve done this. I brain fart a lot
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So Reddit is no help. Anyone here know how I can adjust the horizontal position? There’s knobs for vertical and horizontal hold. These don’t help. There’s one for vertical height. And “kine”?
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Love these old vhs tapes. It’s just got a quick intro of the production company that made the tapes and then the movie starts. No fucking add I gotta fast forward through
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Another good one
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Hey @redDesertghost why is it my day off and I’m still in an trice?
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I've said it before, but the only good thing about being a cop would be getting to shoot other cops and get away with it.
Pasadena Officer Shot by Fellow Officer During "Horseplay," Chief Says PASADENA, Calif. — The Pasadena Police Department has released a Critical Incident Video concerning an officer-involved shooting that occurred on September 7, 2025, inside the department's parking structure at 240 Ramona Street in Pasadena. The incident resulted in injuries to one Pasadena police officer, who has since recovered. Pasadena Police Chief Gene Harris said the incident involved "unsafe, out-of-policy horseplay involving loaded firearms" between department personnel. Chief Harris stated that one officer was wounded as a result of the shooting and emphasized that the conduct depicted in the video did not reflect the department's standards or expectations. The injured officer was transported for medical treatment and has since recovered from the injuries sustained during the incident. Pasadena police have not publicly identified the officers involved, and no members of the public were injured. The case remains under investigation and review by the Pasadena Police Department and the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. Sources: Pasadena Police Department; City of Pasadena; Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. #police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #Police_Incidents #CrimeNews
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Apparently my dogs are cats.
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