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What are you looking at, buddy? I'm just an American drinking a Coca-Cola
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hasan piker is not a real person
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State overreach is just normalized now because a bunch of fucking idiots will cheer for it if they're too stupid to understand it won't stop with one group.
advocate.com/politics/states…
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I'm wary of anyone who finds this shit especially embarrassing about America. We got way more baggage than whatever the fuck this troll spectacle is
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If anyone was wondering the texture of these its like a cold dead semi erect dick and its lowkey the best thing ever
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Don't be a dumbass, let a mfer leave
A man is charged with shooting a Texas Roadhouse employee in Kentucky after the employee allegedly stopped him from leaving without paying: bit.ly/4edf1ti
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sorry MANUFACTURED SCANDALS????? get fucking real??????????
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the manufactured scandals around platner have nothing to do with his background & everything to do with trying to take out a left populist antizionist candidate before he can flip a red senate seat. they’ll complain abt the tattoo or whatever but if he loses centrist liberals will do exactly what aipac does & use the manufactured lies to claim going against israel or demanding medicare for all is something the voters rejected.
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I actually love this, but for none of the reasons they intended. We deserve to have our faces rubbed in the shit that is American culture and see it for what it's always been. We're in for a spectacular collapse, folks🍻🇺🇸🦅
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Every Cincinnati news outlet except 9 that covered the @CampaignZero report (Enquirer, 5, 12, 19, WVXU) has "alleges racial bias" in the headline.
There are no allegations in the report. It's a factual and robust finding of a racial disparity in policing. No fingers are pointed.
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i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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Dozens of kids — many of them far from protest sites — have been harmed by tear gas and pepper spray deployed by federal immigration officers.
Here is what you need to know about why these chemicals pose a particular health risk to children.
propublica.org/article/how-t…
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I still can't believe this is who some of y'all simp for
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the manufactured scandals around platner have nothing to do with his background & everything to do with trying to take out a left populist antizionist candidate before he can flip a red senate seat. they’ll complain abt the tattoo or whatever but if he loses centrist liberals will do exactly what aipac does & use the manufactured lies to claim going against israel or demanding medicare for all is something the voters rejected.
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Kenny Powers tanlines mfer
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Ohio police chief arrested in Florida after grand jury hands down 70-count child sex indictment trib.al/YEEbSaZ
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Ohio police chief arrested in Florida after grand jury hands down 70-count child sex indictment trib.al/YEEbSaZ
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just invented 𝐩𝐞𝐞 𝟐 from looking at boobs
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Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is
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Oakland. Schenley Park. The cops are current chasing a naked guy through the park. Enjoy your weekend.
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A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor
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