Christian, husband, father. Spearfishing account. The official black licorice of Twitter.com. Picks on a mandolin, Gig ‘em!
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26 Nov 2021
Got taken for a ride today by a big Coral Grouper. He straight pulled me down as he dove for his hole. First time I’ve had to leave my spear. Got him with my icepick on the reattack.
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You… you don’t know me!
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Sequence of events today:
1) Spearfishing with the boy child.
2) Victory yakiniku.
3) Smash Mouth concert.
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Friday afternoon spearfishing haul: 3x parrot fish and a trumpet fish.
(I fed the trumpet’s head to a big moray eel that was near where I anchored my float. We are frens).
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WhenHowitzersFly retweeted
Urgent prayer request for my 2-week-old baby nephew who is dangerously ill in the NICU.
Thank you. Plz speak the word. This is more serious than I can possibly articulate.
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What I found out over the last 24 hours is how easily Mormons will abandon the beliefs taught by their “one true church” when asked about them publicly.
Biggest witness against their religion i’ve seen.
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Wait… this is a smoke machine!
Getting all the people in the back pews with my incense trebuchet
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Post typhoon update: back porch is back FOC (Full Operational Capability).
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Typhoon prep complete. The Tobasco pepper plant earned a spot inside.
Eye of the storm is supposed to pass right over us, so that will be cool to see.
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Don’t think my cucumber plant is gonna survive this (I call her Tina).
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Afternoon spearfishing haul: 4x parrot fish, 2x soldierfish, 1x Japanese Squirrelfish, 1x honeycomb grouper, and 1x streamlined Spinefoot
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I’m going to have to do all the muting things for this Talarico heretic, aren’t I?
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KJV translation: “Suppeth, Ruth?”
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I bought a jumbo pack of toilet paper on sale some months ago. Didn’t look close and it was single-ply (prison paper).
Been a scourge on the family ever since.
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