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"Kept you waiting, huh?"
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"Germanic."
You should closely study the Physiognomy, Expression, Build, and Phenotype of that female specimen. Avoiding such may save your life.
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"D." Fool retweeted
I was reading a thread on /r/paranormal about the most cursed places in America and everyone seemed to land on California as the clear winner.
The cloudless, blue California sky is uniquely cursed, but you never hear about it given its population consists almost entirely of unwelcome transplants from even more cursed places.
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I only go on here to fast-forward my day. Nothing else quite consumes massive amounts of time so imperceptibly and painlessly.
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They're usually more subtle about it, like asking you if you're watching the latest streamslop like Euphoria. They know no man has watched that show on his own volition.
Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol
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Single men don't watch much television besides the sports cattle.
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San Francisco proper isn't the problem, it's the South Bay that's responsible for the nonstop coal you see on here. If Palo Alto were razed to the ground, the entire world would be better off.
We seriously gotta nuke San Francisco yesterday
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Minimum required supplement stack for "go-to-market" roles.
He took meth combined with espresso as preworkout btw
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Replying to @FoolOfD
I'll never forget the time some black kid found a dead seagull outside and decided to throw it around the French portable. Ended up hurling the thing at the only white girl in the class. I think he got shot later that year, I don't remember.
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He's a Vyvanse-American, so maybe it is more work than I am assuming.
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It's the only place to get a job if you don't have a WhatsApp group chat with your fifty cousins and your dad's not a Freemason.
Has anyone got a job through LinkedIn or are we all just pretending that app works?
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I have a friend who makes more than I do as an account manager for two accounts. They're big accounts, but you don't get those jobs on LinkedIn.
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"The American Shenzhen..."
"Tiny homes" continue to grow in popularity. These are selling for around $140,000 for just over 600 square feet in Texas.
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This is what Abundance looks like.
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"D." Fool retweeted
Replying to @FoolOfD
I recoiled in disgust at the cynicism of your original post, but this follow up has me disgruntledly agreeing with you. The American southwest has two seasons: 2 months of green, 10 months of dead grass and pure sunshine where nothing ever happens because you can "do it tomorrow"
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You're actually not allowed to feel sad in America. It's against the law to be "negative". You need to be tweaking.
Replying to @FoolOfD
This is why I don't get people who complain that Russia looks depressing during the fall season. That's the intended effect. You're supposed to feel sad sometimes.
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For all of America's adulation of diversity, it seems to value only a very specific type of manic, shameless individual.
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This is genuinely such a disaster. I just don't get how this is what we're doing: manipulating oil futures to create an illusion of calm until oil stocks literally run out and we get the global economic version of losing consciousness from blood loss.
BREAKING: US oil prices collapse below $87/barrel after President Trump cancels scheduled strikes on Iran.
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The cloudless, blue California sky is uniquely cursed, but you never hear about it given its population consists almost entirely of unwelcome transplants from even more cursed places.
Not a cloud in the sky across virtually all of California today. What a view from space.
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Every day looks exactly the same and there's no perceptible passage of time besides your own body decaying.
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I think you do need to experience seasons besides unbearably warm and bearably warm.
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