Woman of misc. heritage & exotic ‘fro - Old enough to be your mother - Pro-Am carer - ‘Buxom menace’ - ‘Like Vera Drake’ - problemchild.bsky.social
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24 Sep 2024
Shift.
I meant SHIFT!
Oh god.
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Reminded of this banger by @DyeWorksPrint
Still not quite sure wtf Chocolate Rain is.
"Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=axXy… via @YouTube
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You can’t see many but there are tens of butterflies around me like I’m a flower or, more aptly, a giant hogweed.
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Only 10am and I’ve already bitch slapped a beetle 3 times.
Not a euphemism.
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Jun 13
Ex is so fucking useless that even while I’m away I’m having to send money to son because his father refuses.
Day in Hunstanton etc and son has to buy his own ice cream etc. It’s not because he’s a teenager. It’s always been like this.
Urgh. Anyway, c’est la vie.
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Jun 13
The overwhelming aroma of oregano and thyme growing wildly and abundantly on the hills surrounding me makes me feel like rolling a fat one.
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Jun 13
What it’s like to be a woman online:
‘Look at these amazing/creepy ants.’
‘Don’t kill them’
‘You should leave them alone’
I’m a grown woman who has travelled and lived abroad many times & run a household alone for decades.
Just assume I won’t stab the goats I film later.
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Jun 12
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Jun 11
The cover doesn’t do this justice. It’s not a girly book. It was recommended to me by my very male best friend. It’s an incredible saga from which I have learnt a few things. Mostly about art appreciation.
I have finished it and am bereft.
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Jun 11
Yes, I still have my bikini on. The family far in the distance appear to have small, weaned children and I worry they’d beg their mother to put them back on the breast.
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Jun 11
A family has arrived in the next villa 150m down the coast.
They’re mere silent stick men in the distance but I feel invaded.
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