"I'm a sucker for Dracula"

Joined January 2019
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When you forget youโ€™re forty years old! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…
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who says slavery is dead?! A bunch of blacks fight and claw and drug and cheat and sell each other out, so a Jew can hand the trophy to another Jew.
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Every since the whole maga thing fell apart @Timcast joined a boy band with two other guys he found on a chat room This song is about not having a penis but being โ€œfine with it.โ€ Itโ€™s called โ€œfine with it.โ€
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While out for a walk, the kindergarten kids are amazed to see the excavator they usually play with as a toy actually digging up the ground.
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โ€œThe color of their skinโ€ is one of the biggest psyops of all time. Itโ€™s equivalent to pretending people avoid murder hornets because of an aesthetic dispreference for black and yellow markings No, the markings are what tell me they are MURDER HORNETS
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Normalize tiny architectural homes for insects.
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According to Saxo Grammaticus, in medieval Danish law when a foreigner slew a Dane, two foreigners must be put to death. Disproportionate penalty was seen as justice because foreigners lacked the same kinship and legal protections (weregild) that Danes enjoyed, so the society mandated a harsher, collective penalty for them. They believed rulers owed their people an uncompromising deterrent to prevent outsiders from disturbing the peace or assaulting native Danes. Something to think about.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then โ€” I must report this calmly โ€” the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did weโ€ฆ?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished โ€” an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Replying to @Daily_MailUS
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This absolute legend of a guy puts a sea turtle back in the water after being stranded in mud during a heatwave!
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Juneteenth has been changed to Austin Metcalf Remembrance Day. Pass it on.
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Jun 11
An entire stadium of Germans singing Country Roads during NFL games in Munich is one of my favorite things.
Germans falling in love with the American South is the timeline cleanse I didnโ€™t know I needed.
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Appalling ๐Ÿงต I want those who champion men in womenโ€™s sport to explain why theyโ€™re happy to put girls at risk like this.
This is a sexual assaultโ€”unknowingly captured by a mom filming her daughterโ€™s wrestling match. Kallie didnโ€™t know her opponent was male. But she knew something was very wrong. Today @ADFLegal helped Kallie sue the WA officials who placed gender ideology above her safety. ๐Ÿงตโฌ‡๏ธ
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Pure focus. Unstoppable commitment. Maximum thrust.
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๐Ÿ“ธ: A famous 38 year old man picks up his 17 year old girlfriend from high school.
When asked to say โ€œFree Palestineโ€ JERRY SEINFELD responds saying that Palestine โ€œDOESNโ€™T EXISTโ€ It would be classified as a hate crime if a public figure said Israel doesnโ€™t exist.
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They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppiesโ€ฆ
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ๅ…ฌๅœ’ใ•ใ‚“ใฝ๐Ÿพ ่ปขโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆใฐใชใ„๏ผ๏ผ
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this is chuds fiancรฉ, he gave me access to his X. chud wants this reposted on his account because he wants his Bible back ASAP.
๐˜ฟ๐™–๐™ก๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™€๐™–๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™–๐™ฎ๐™จ ๐™๐™š ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™—๐™š๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™™๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™š๐™™ ๐™–๐™˜๐™˜๐™š๐™จ๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฝ๐™ž๐™—๐™ก๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ž๐™ก๐™š ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™Ÿ๐™–๐™ž๐™ก. According to Dalton, jail staff took his Bible and have refused to return it. No explanation has been provided for why it was taken or why he is being denied access to it. ๐™ƒ๐™š๐™ง๐™šโ€™๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™ฃ ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ง๐™™๐™จ: โ€œI was in a solitary cell for the first 3 weeks with nothing but a Bible. They moved me from that cell and put me in this new cell, but for some reason took my Bible in the move. they gave me this tablet that crashes every three seconds and dies within a few hours. Not allowed to charge it during the day so Iโ€™m greatly limited to my access to the scriptures not to mention the user experience of being unable to navigate through the pages. Scrolling through thousands of pages of a PDF file Bible is simply insufficient and basically unusable. Iโ€™ve asked very kindly and politely, even offering to pay whatever amount they want for a copy of the physical Bible that I for some reason had access to for weeks, but am being denied. the admin Capt Oakes is sending me ALL CAPS replies with clear frustration and vindictiveness indicating an obvious malicious interference with my religious studies. I have had zero reports written on me and Iโ€™ve been kind and polite to all staff my entire time in here. I have been getting closer to God and studying the scripture all day everyday for the last 25 days. I have no idea why they decided to take my Bible. Capt Oakes replying โ€œ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐™ƒ๐˜ผ๐™‘๐™€ ๐˜ผ ๐™๐˜ผ๐˜ฝ๐™‡๐™€๐™ ๐™๐™ƒ๐˜ผ๐™๐™Ž ๐™’๐™ƒ๐™”. ๐™Ž๐™๐™Š๐™‹ ๐˜ผ๐™Ž๐™†๐™„๐™‰๐™‚โ€ seems highly unprofessional and frankly rude considering the Jewish man in the cell next to mine was rocking back and forth while reading a physical Torah in his cell today even though he has the same tablet and there is an electronic Torah on the tablet as well. Iโ€™ve been kind about asking for a Bible but at this point these people are just violating my right to religious freedoms.โ€
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Milan ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น: An Italian guy risked his life to save 30-year-old Polish model Anna Aksamit from a group of North African immigrants who beat her and tried to rape her. Her words: โ€œSurrounded and beaten, they were about to rape me. A guy saved me. I want to meet him. I spent the whole night crying and I canโ€™t stop. I was so scared, and every time I look in the mirror I see my eye still swelling from the punches. Those were horrifying moments. Itโ€™s something Iโ€™ll probably never forget.โ€ When will we finally wake up and start deporting them all?
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