Frac Hand, EFT’s correspondent in LatAm, Techno House, MILF hunter.
Joined October 2013
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Miguel retweeted
If you attend this you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
May 2
Texas A&M is ROCKING hours before the Savannah Bananas and Texas Tailgaters start the game at 8pm ET
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Miguel retweeted
Lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre Asian woman in the Bay Area
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Apr 18
rich people getting tattoo removal is one of the biggest cultural rugpulls of all time
Apr 18
Pete Davidson shows off nearly bare arms in Las Vegas after dropping $200K to remove his tattoos trib.al/k8UilQZ
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Miguel retweeted
Apr 1
Old school/outlaw country:
•Fuck my boss
•Fuck the police
•I will resist the law until the day I die
Modern country:
•Let me lick your boots, sir
•I love cops and injustice
•Comply or die
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Mar 28
In Colombia/Venezuela it’s basically a requirement for the man to be the womans father’s age lololololol.
It was accepted because women couldn’t make their own money and marrying an older man for money provided access to capital.
On average young women are not physically attracted to old men.
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Miguel retweeted
Mar 23
The real NEETs are American soldiers getting paid scammer wages in a social democratic subsidized housing blocs where they mostly jack off & play video games in between bouts of pointlessly torturing each other. Truly the most bizarre thing about our society is that the Military is just America’s form of theocracy— reddit “big science” theocracy wherein UFO demons provide magick weapons to epic bacon thor punisher guys. It’s military base hooters as theocracy— a society of “rugged mystics” new age tattoos wife swapping homoeroticism & hoo rah. Everything about the military is so relentlessly gay in the literal & schoolyard bullying sense. Just look at the casualties in the Iran war; discord moderators & reddit power users. Furry technocracy. Pervert empire.
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Miguel retweeted
...I made the po-lice cry, and you know why
(yeah, yeah)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high 🎶
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Mar 15
Another day in Pearsall or Carrizo Springs.
Can’t even go on a run after work lol
I can’t quite explain it, but I enjoyed this video a little more than I probably should have.
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Mar 14
Not sure if my body is sore from working outside all day or doing a 900 calorie/day diet…. Worst combo ever
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Mar 6
Only the bravest shit at frac locations
Mar 5
Real bravery is where ur willing to take a sh*t
The lowest T men can only poop at home
Autists and social anxiety types
Average mfs may be willing to drop one in a nice hotel lobby or upscale grocery store
But the bravest of men
The conquerors
Will sh*t at the gas station
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Mar 2
RT @SundaeDivine: Lauren Boebert entered politics a married mother of four and now is a 39 year old divorced grandmother with a son in jail…
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Feb 22
Este hdp mató a cientos de miles de mexicanos de las maneras más inhumanas posibles, por favor cuando se filtre la foto de su cadáver hagan memes de el
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Feb 22
"Sir a second US team has beaten Canada for the gold."
"Arm the tactical mooses, wait for the code to launch nuclear geese"
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Jan 24
The dumbest guy in my HS class decided to pop wheelies 🏍️ days after graduation. No helmet. He lost control and cracked his head. Ded 🪦💀🪦
Jan 22
Joke’s on you, the dumbest guy in my high school was a black guy who killed a delivery driver for $40 roughly 6 months after graduation.
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