Have I craved chicken wings yet today? Ahh, then it must not be 9am

Joined February 2011
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Fred Geyer retweeted
There is a report of a person with a gun in Engelhart Hall at the corner of Emerson Street and Maple Avenue. Evanston and Northwestern University police are on the scene. Seek shelter if in the area.
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There is a report of a person with a gun in Engelhart Hall at the corner of Emerson Street and Maple Avenue. Evanston and Northwestern University police are on the scene. Seek shelter if in the area.

NU EMERGENCY: Person with gun on Evanston campus. If on campus, seek shelter in safe place and stay until further notice. Others keep away.
Fred Geyer retweeted
Testing the #cstShakesinLove turntable set! 🌀🌀🌀
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Fred Geyer retweeted
RT if ur post-earth
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Fred Geyer retweeted
hey media you wanted a horserace, you got it! great job on treating a serial liar the same as a woman with 30 years of experience. RATINGS!
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How about that tasteless and fucked up @dominos ad, where a white authority figure yells at women about being shitty for eating salads?
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Replying to @hi_im_rlo
.@rebeccaloeser are you doing a #comedy set at your #wedding?
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.@Trib_ed_board the good people of Chicago (whom I love and you serve) will categorically ignore your foolhardy endorsement. Count on it.
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Shia's definitely gonna get himself hurt trying out this Sean Penn shit.
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Fred Geyer retweeted
ICYMI: Casting announced for "Othello" at @chicagoshakes chicagotribune.com/entertain…

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Replying to @ikopelke
.@iPerfect319 who said that horrendous thing to you??
Fred Geyer retweeted
Nothing says "Welcome to America" quite like boxes of #GirlScoutCookies! #Dunsinane @girlscouts @NTSonline
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.@captainmaher i thought it was break EVERYTHING at work day. fuck. i may be in trouble.
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I'm just gonna sit here at my desk, cry a bit listening to The Last of the Mohicans soundtrack and hope this SOUL CRUSHING hangover passes.
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When are we gonna see the next #DJQualls flick?