Joined May 2016
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Yes
What do you call this position?
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12 Dec 2024
Put your drones away. NJ is tired.
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8 Dec 2024
I also do this when I'm hungry.
These birds saw a person feed an injured bird, so they all started pretending to be injured as well.
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1 Dec 2024
If anyone wants a homeless cat let me know. Thanks!
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25 Nov 2024
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Y'all aren't ready to have this conversation.
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20 Nov 2024
I can't get enough
Hackers just dropped the hardest AI music video of all time. 😂😂
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19 Nov 2024
What was your Garbage Pale Card!
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16 Nov 2024
My Girl!
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16 Nov 2024
I call bullshit
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15 Nov 2024
Nice
Don’t try stealing from this house 🔥
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15 Nov 2024
Perfect representation of me and everything I do!
14 Nov 2024
Me: “At least things can't get any worse” Things:
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14 Nov 2024
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Yeah women with muscles are DISGUSTING AND MANLY! I’ve never seen a hot woman with muscles! I don’t care if a ton of sexy muscle mommies reply to this with pix of themselves flexing cuz I’ll never be convinced! So they better not or it’s going to make me so mad! 👀
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13 Nov 2024
Some people are so married to their conditional thinking. I feel bad for them. They have no idea how toxic they are.
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8 Nov 2024
They already do! 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently, they’re going to steal conservatives’ husbands now? Okay. Hope you like long lectures about European monarchies and spending time in the Bass Pro Shop fishing section looking at plastic flies that are all mostly the same. He also needs new undershirts.
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7 Nov 2024
The amount of republican woman pretending like they don't get abortions and eat plan b like a daily vitamin is hysterical to me!
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5 Nov 2024
Me!
Me doing my exercises.. 😂
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4 Nov 2024
Every time I go in public, some dude is spitting on everything. Are you okay? Is your own spit poison? Did someone tell you that spitting made you look cool? Do you spit on the floor of your own house? Y'all are nasty fucks AND you look and sound stupid.
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