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Jun 4
This extremely dangerous flesh eating maggot should NOT be confused with White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller
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Jun 12
🚨🚨🚨can you confirm, @BarakRavid?
Jun 12
BREAKING NEWS: White House insiders leak that President Trump has been assured that, if any peace deals are signed, Israel will wait at least an hour before blowing it up by launching massive attacks on both Lebanon and Iran.
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Jun 11
There is NO truth to the rumors that a U.S. warship was attacked. Laundry machines are notoriously finicky, so be sure to clean your dryer lint filters y’all.
Jun 10
🚫 CLAIM: Iranian media sources are claiming that Iran has attacked a U.S. warship in the Strait of Hormuz. FALSE.
✅ TRUTH: No U.S. warships have been struck.
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Jun 8
We will continue to carry the flame
I literally see his face everywhere I go
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Jun 7
Iran deal expected to be signed this week, as early as Monday, per Fox News.
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Jun 5
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“While plans are still being formulated, sources tell the Freer Press that RFK Jr. is being “unleashed” on the screwworms, with direct orders to eat as many of the unhatched larvae as possible.” Learn more here ⤵️
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Jun 4
More disturbing allegations about Graham Platner emerge ⤵️
After thorough investigation, I am releasing a story tonight on how Graham Platner has repeated lied about being a vet. I conducted an extensive records search of every veterinary school in the country and not a single institution has any record of Mr. Platner earning a degree.
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Jun 3
Lookout California criminals, because she’s back.
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Jun 3
The presidential race is heating up 🔥An ambitious policy announcement from the @HunterFor2028 campaign:
CATTURD WILL BE DEPORTED ON DAY ONE OF THE HUNTER BIDEN ADMIN
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Nope. Wrong. Not possible. Read Barak Ravid's latest scoop.
Jun 2
EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN IRAQ, KUWAIT AND BAHRAIN: REPORTS
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Jun 3
According to @axios, this is a promising sign for an imminent ceasefire agreement.
Jun 2
Iranian missiles targeting Dubai airport
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May 29
🚨insightful analysis from a prominent Democrat powerbroker.
.@MalloryMcMorrow yes! Democrats should not strive for good things. It's too risky-our donors have too much to lose...
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May 28
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May 28
the deal is approved
all we need now is the approval of the two approvers
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May 23
🚨🚨🚨🚨 this has been confirmed by @BarakRavid
May 23
🚨 All my sources at the top agree: Trump will attack Iran tonight, or in the next few weeks or not at all. Details to follow.
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May 22
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨: “While disappointed, sources close to Don Jr. say this is not the first time he has been publicly humiliated by his father, and certainly won’t be the last.”
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May 22
Donald Trump making sure his public humiliation of Don Jr. is preserved by the National Archives.
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May 22
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Freer Press Opinion: Our top 5 reasons for bringing American democracy to Cuba.
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May 21
The autopsy is out. Now, according to party insiders, the DNC will actively seek input from sources like AIPAC, the Third Way think tank, and health insurance executives as they try to repair their damaged image with frustrated voters. freerpress.org/p/dnc-finally…
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May 19
McMorrow and followers bringing missile shields to Israel, Palestine, Lebanon and who knows where else! #PoliticsOfJoy
May 19
After rejecting as unfeasible the idea that withholding the Iron Dome might force Israel to rely on negotiation rather than consequence-free military aggression, Mallory McMorrow suggested that Congress could maybe also send the Iron Dome to Gaza! This is not a serious person.
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May 19
🚨🚨 2028 rumors already heating up within Democrat circles of influence.
Dear Mr. Biden,
there is one way you can instantly win my vote for your inevitable 2028 presidential run: commit to keeping Kash Patel as Director of the FBI.
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