“I’m not goal-oriented so much as I’m constantly aware of what I’m passionate about” - Greta Gerwig
Joined June 2011
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1 Aug 2023
Deleting this app. Lmao. Can’t catch me on an app named X 💀💀💀
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31 Jul 2023
Liza Minnelli has outlived the the 𝕏 sign on top of the headquarters of the company formerly known as Twitter. The sign only lasted three days before being taken down due to complaints.
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31 Jul 2023
If a diva clocks tea and no one is there to gag on it, did miss thing really clock that tea?
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31 Jul 2023
Organized religion is batshit crazy I’m sorry. I was just thinking about tithes growing up, and watching the pastor approach people about not paying a fucking religion tax, and like…..what??? I have to pay to believe in god? 😭😭😭
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31 Jul 2023
btw life is so much more enjoyable when you start listening to whatever tf you want instead of trying to seem cool by only listening to metal and punk
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31 Jul 2023
The way I know immediately what this is a reference to
31 Jul 2023
concrete jungle wet dream tomato really stuck with me
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31 Jul 2023
In the war of the billionaires, I’m siding with Zuck. Idc. Musk can d*e expeditiously.
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31 Jul 2023
I genuinely miss the days when businesses weren't on social media, and social media was just a stupid fun time. Now, it looks like Times Square 24/7
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31 Jul 2023
eh it was fun while it lasted
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31 Jul 2023
This is so smart wtf
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31 Jul 2023
Bad people is when have expensive watch brrrrrr
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30 Jul 2023
she called me a fascist…but I don’t control the railways…or the flow of commerce…
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29 Jul 2023
all 117 messages: “girl… where do you think you’re going”
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29 Jul 2023
actually she was a professor in cuntology at the university of servington and that’s one of her students taking notes for their motherlogical studies exam
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28 Jul 2023
Saw Haunted Mansion in a nearly empty theater and walking past my AMC's Barbie photo opp display with free props that moms and daughters were still happily enjoying on the film's 2nd weekend, I couldn't stop thinking about how the industry needs "event" films.
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