Anglican priest writing speculative fiction—Mythopoeia—the Logres in Texas. Debut BLOOD MOON RECKONING, Jumpmaster Press '27. Husband, Veteran, Father.
Joined February 2024
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Jun 17
I'm hungry, and no one is awake in the house. I'm 15 minutes from a Waffle House. No one would even know. #5amwritersclub
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Jun 14
As a Jacobite, I feel this.
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Jun 11
The first dirty joke I worked up the nerve to say in front of my family involved Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, Harris Teeter, and—Dolly Parton
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Jun 4
Full manuscript pass using my two grammar checkers.
Pro Writing Aid—here kid, have some commas.
Grammarly—sir, you're going to need to handover your commas.
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May 18
Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥
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Apr 23
How did my algorithm get so messed up it's giving me NIV and not KJV?
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Mar 31
My wife is Texan and I’m from the Carolinas. As an article of faith I believe BBQ must come from a pig. As a matter of objective reality, brisket is better.
Mar 30
My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here.
When I say I want to eat American BBQ,
some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina,"
and still others say, "come to Missouri."
I'm confused.
Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?
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Mar 30
The cowboy is just what happens to a European knight when he's stretched out upon miles of frontier.
ALT art by Mark Maggiori
Mar 30
Don’t forget the cowboy.
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Mar 30
One of the more disconcerting parts of the writing process is taking a year to complete and polish a manuscript and watching your wife read it in less than a day.
#WritingCommunity #5amwritersclub
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Mar 28
And rob dads everywhere of the jacket-hoodie staple?
Mar 28
I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are.
Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.
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Mar 25
March 25. A couple of other project Hail Marys.
#5amwritersclub #tolkien #lordoftherings #lotr #projecthailmary #hailmary
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Mar 22
At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝
I’ve learned two things:
Never waste a good cigar.
Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻
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