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Funk Mother retweeted
5 Nov 2023
daylight savings
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Funk Mother retweeted
4 Nov 2023
“They gave me a hate name - Eve Fartlow…”
Hit it, Eddie…
4 Nov 2023
i love it whenever i get to irreversibly alter the trajectory of somebody's life
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Funk Mother retweeted
13 Aug 2023
Yesterday marked the 60th known whale death on the East Coast since Dec 1, 2022. This is not normal.
The government says it’s not because of the wind industry’s high decibel pile driving & boat traffic in previously pristine waters. They’re lying. And now we have the proof.
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Funk Mother retweeted
25 Jul 2023
No. I would rather be able to KO with one DeathFist.
25 Jul 2023
Please nerf paul.
@Harada_TEKKEN
@TEKKEN
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Funk Mother retweeted
13 Mar 2023
This should have won an Oscar
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Funk Mother retweeted
19 Apr 2023
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."
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Funk Mother retweeted
28 Mar 2023
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27 Mar 2023
The infamous right-wing troll Catturd finally unmasked for all to see.
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Funk Mother retweeted
4 Feb 2023
[Tiny Dancer playing in the background]
“The balloon just died? Wow. I didn't know that. You’re telling me for the first time. Look: It was an amazing balloon, whether you agree or not. It was an amazing balloon who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.”
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Funk Mother retweeted
2 Feb 2023
When I was an Austin Energy commissioner 2008-2013 vegetation management came up in discussion a lot. The problem was that rich, empowered customers in Tarrytown, NW Hills, Westlake, etc. *hated* the tree trimming and fought to slow it down. We're paying the price for that now.
2 Feb 2023
Austin Energy's 2021 Annual Report touted a doubling of the tree trimming budget and hiring of an additional contractor to do more vegetation management. Interestingly, the utility has trimmed more miles in previous years than the 313 it reports here.
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Funk Mother retweeted
2 Feb 2023
Austin Power Outage Update...
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Funk Mother retweeted
2 Feb 2023
DON'T EAT IT: People who took food from dumpsters at an H-E-B in Southeast Austin are being warned not to eat it.
INFO: cbsaustin.com/news/local/peo…
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Funk Mother retweeted
11 Dec 2022
DAK PRESCOTT CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
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Funk Mother retweeted
24 Oct 2022
ASTROS ARE GOING BACK TO THE WORLD SERIES
HIT IT EMILIO AND RAULITO
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