Do it, America.

100% of them are white. 100% of them are male. 100% of them had assault rifles. 100% of them are not Haitians. 100% of them are not immigrants. 100% of them are Republicans.

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

Can't keep up?

RT @LePapillonBlu2: Donald Trump is out with a new collection of NFT cards today. 🤣

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Trump: Vote for me this time. Once I’m in, it’s not going to be important for you to vote again

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Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are OWNING Trump 🔥

In the wee hours of the morning, while Joe Biden was likely sleeping soundly in the White House, a drug-addled septuagenarian heap of Diet Coke, hamberder grease, spray tan and sociopathy sat alone in his gilded golf motel rage-posting on his failing social media app about a swanky, celebrity-filled, black-tie dinner in Washington D.C. which he did not attend and likely was not invited to. Clinging to his phone for dear life with his wee-lil hands, watching the clips over and over again, the mocking laughter of a roomful of famous and fabulous people he shall forever rue for refusing to capitulate to his awfulness, battering and bruising his eggshell-fragile ego on a never-ending loop. Unable to bear the humiliation of being the butt of their jokes and the object of their scorn, he retreated to the usual sanctuary of his digital realm to lash out in a desperate attempt to regain a semblance of control. With each keystroke of his fun-sized fingers, his rage burned hotter and hotter, as his addlepated mind was pounded over and over again by a deluge of simultaneous self-pity, self-righteousness and self-loathing. In his twisted reality, he was a martyr, the righteous avenger striking back against the injustice of his perceived persecution. Desperate for validation and vindication from the invisible audience of his faceless, faithful worshippers, he hammered the ALL CAPS keys demanding adulation and adoration even in the depths of his despair. Alone in his room, a laughingstock and a loser, illuminated by the glow of his safe-space smartphone as he angrily tapped away, tortured by collective ridicule, consumed by fury and desperate for the revenge he knew deep down, he will never, ever have. Sad.

Howard Stern lists off some of President Biden’s accomplishments as they conclude their interview: I want to thank you for your compassion. We're lucky to have you in the Oval Office. I want to thank you for providing a calming influence and an organized administration post-COVID

I find it incredibly inspiring that a guy who - struggled with a stutter his whole life - lost his wife and daughter in a tragic car crash - lost his son to brain cancer - was on the verge of losing in the 2020 primaries He kept getting knocked down by life, but Joe Biden overcame adversity, rose to the occasion, and WON the presidency. And then he got right to work with transformative, consequential actions that helped save America: - Created 15 million jobs - Created 800,000 manufacturing jobs here in U.S. - Lowered unemployment and kept it under 4% for TWO YEARS STRAIGHT - Forgave $142 billion in student debt for 3.9 million borrowers - Passed MAJOR bipartisan Infrastructure bill - Reduced insulin to no more than $35/month - Historic funding for HBCUs Meanwhile, his opponent: - lost popular vote TWICE - lost the House and Senate - cheated on all of his wives - squandered millions he was given - committed and was indicted for 91 felonies - sexually assaulted women and BRAGGED about it - called our fallen soldiers "suckers and losers" - stiffed a ton of blue collar workers and contractors - stepped on little guys on his way up (including the co-founders of Truth Social that he's suing) - totally BOTCHED the response to COVID, with lies that led to the deaths of over a million people - managed to lose more jobs than any American President since Herbert Hoover - tried to extort the President of Ukraine - incited insurrection at the Capitol. - wanted to nuke hurricanes - rage tweeted and golfed - Lied 30,000 times Biden is a better human being, a better leader, a better President. He's more mature, compassionate, and responsible. He's a few years older, but way more experienced and capable. That's why I'm voting for President Biden. 🇺🇸💙

.@Axanarfilm’s @AlecPeters unlawfully tried to impose a copyright strike on my @YouTube channel to suppress the truth of his financial improprieties. He could not support the strike with evidence. Video reinstated: youtube.com/live/MJAEh3PEPhc… @mypauljenkins

. @teamyoutube the vexatious person mentioned here is at it again. You reinstated @rmbee 's video, quite rightly. However, knowing this fact, @AlecPeters of (youtube.com/@axanarfilm) has now attempted a DMCA takedown of my video that uses THE SAME CONTENT that you reinstated.

.@TeamYouTube Make this right. Stop siding with people you use false DMCA takedowns as a weapon. Do better.

Trump wears diapers for two reasons: reason #1 and reason #2.