(laserbeams u into my pokeball which is shaped like a strawberry) sorry it had to be this way sohee

Joined October 2016
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new geniecore just dropped ~ 🙀🔥😸🍭‼️‼️
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a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways
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when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
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i think the best part of tennis is the massive fresh pressed fruit juice i have after
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Jun 7
i love basset hounds
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todayy iss.. *checks calender*.. 6/7... such ea beuatiful date...
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i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit
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Most of What You Knew Was False June Everything Is Going To Change July It All Gets Really Good Again August
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tbh every time I kill a cockroach with violent force based on nothing other than a sensation of visceral disgust I am disturbed by the fascistic possibilities that lurk within my own heart and i’m not joking :-// the jainists are right probably
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A smile is a gang sign for friendly people
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May 31
im very prideful that its pride month
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My good friend Ursula K. Le Guin has some thoughts on this
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In fiction evil is often written to have depth and complexity while good is written to be simple and boring. But in real life evil is boring and predictable while good is complex and unique every single time.
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ο οασα ζητα ψυχολογικο ελεγχο πριν την προσληψη για να σιγουρευτει ότι εισαι ψυχασθενης πριν σε πάρει στη δουλεια δεν εξηγείται αλλιώς
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εριστικοί καυλωμένοι αγενείς οτι ναναι
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when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious
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My mom found a poem I wrote in 5th grade and I’m very moved by the first three lines
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