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Little-known rule in soccer, the Haitians are allowed to run around with machetes while the Scots have their hands tied behind their back
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I worry there's a Japanese guy walking along the road somewhere in Idaho asking "where is everybody"
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Wow, US played a heck of a game. High energy the whole time, looks promising
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New Jersey has a rough reputation (sometimes deserved) but think of us like The Wolf from Pulp Fiction: We think fast, we talk fast, and we move fast. That said, if you're visiting we will gladly buy you lunch because we want you to have a great time.
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An Iran vs USA world cup match would be so awkward. Then the Israeli team comes out of nowhere and bombs the stadium
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Ref scored more Red Cards in the opening match than the players.
Now let's see how those poor Koreans and Czechs perform in this brutal 95°F heat.
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“Nobody here is buying lunch for tourists”
Straight up, if I hear people on line at chipotle this month speaking Japanese or German or whatever, I am buying them lunch.
Think how awesome it would be for visitors to return home and talk about American hospitality instead of how scared they were because their bullshit globonews scared them into thinking there’s a shooting on every sidewalk here.
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“You only like Europeans who like you”
Look, it’s simple: If you’re cool and show respect, we’ll be delighted to show you around and even buy you free meals. We want you to have a great time.
If you think you’re better than us, we fucking hate you and you need to go home
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This is a genuine travel hack visitors don’t know about. If you’re at a restaurant and locals hear foreigners having a good time, we will buy you food. Americans are nice. We want you to like us.
Just don’t come here with an attitude telling us we need more trains or some other stupid commie shit
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Can we please deport these morons and trade them for that German guy
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Watching Japanbros and Eurobros visit America and enjoy themselves
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If this is your first time visiting America, you absolutely must find a Chick-Fil-A. Get a chicken sandwich with pickles, an eight piece, waffle fries, and a frozen lemonade.
Trust me.
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Welcome to America, friend. Fifty States. Each like its own country. You can easily spend months visiting them all, no passport needed. All you have to bring is your appetite.
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"Why did they have to make Link look so young though"
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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“I bet you’re going to drop some bangers about the news lately”
idk man I follow the news but don’t see anything funny in it. Plus, cartooning is kind hibernating as a profession. On the other hand I’ve been studying 3D and would really love to make a wholesome video game
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“What kind of game?”
I’d like it to be an action RPG with lots of exploration in a detailed world and rich characters, sort of like a spiritual grandchild of Vagrant Story
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Let’s say a thousand enemy soldiers slowly, quietly crawl into your country. They have meetings, draw maps, make plans. One night, they conduct a surprise attack. Each kills 10 citizens. 10,000 dead.
They wouldn’t even need to build a Trojan horse to do it.
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