local area lowlife
Joined November 2012
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3 Oct 2023
Before you cast your vote for the next president, at least consider that nearly every one of them becomes a long-running gag
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JohnQFugly retweeted
Jun 12
Been brushing up on the discourse and I’ve decided that every single person is richer than me is a greedy bastard and every single person poorer than me is a loser. I and only I have the exact right amount of money.
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Jun 13
Most people do not understand this
Jun 12
Most people don't understand the difference between having billions in the bank, liquid, & having ownership shares in companies worth billions. And I think it would behoove the media to explain this once in a while.
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JohnQFugly retweeted
Jun 12
tell you what, if I had a trillion dollars, I wouldn't be working or tweeting, I'd be living it up on a beach somewhere, probably like Ft. Walton or maybe Destin
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JohnQFugly retweeted
May 21
I am the one that asked for the high prices, I called all the companies and told them to do this. My bad.
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May 22
It must not have worked very well unless...WAIT IS THAT AN ALIEN BACK THERE???
May 20
Millions of hours and billions of dollars were spent to convince you this is evil
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May 16
I'll never really understand this level of edginess
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Don't listen to this guy, music is just fine, you just need to work harder to find it
Apr 8
its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad
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JohnQFugly retweeted
Apr 6
Jesus
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Not always the case
Apr 5
Small towns are almost complete devoid of culture because everyone interested in culture inevitably moved to a big city
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Dave is wrong, but at least he's very confident about it
Apr 1
99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live.
Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.
Community note
An estimated 40 million Americans, including 2.5 million schoolchildren watching via special NASA school feeds, viewed the Challenger launch live on TV. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shu… edweek.org/leadership/tv-… allthatsinteresting.com/space-shuttle-…
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Apparently in my department "expedite" simply means to do something really fast by typing rapidly in a state of panic.
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Mar 21
Genuinely, what does this even mean?
Mar 20
Dear GOP:
Democrats have created 3 hour wait times at the airport because they don’t want illegal aliens deported.
There’s your messaging. Put it on repeat.
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Mar 20
I’m 100% convinced that our national debt sits largely in two buckets:
Fraud
Illegal immigration
That’s it—solve those two things and we have a balanced budget.
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Mar 19
Seeing the frequent visits to my LinkedIn profile always makes me laugh; I haven't updated it since 2011
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JohnQFugly retweeted
Feb 17
Every time I go on this app I think “What am I doing on this app?”
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Feb 18
Next up: Kevin will tell us why OnlyFans is so expensive.
Feb 17
You ever think the reason food is so expensive
Is because like 50 million people are getting it for free
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JohnQFugly retweeted
Gavin Newsom is absolutely the candidate needed to secure key demographics like
- people who drive red convertibles
- moms scared of their own cleaning ladies
- evil millionaires who just bought a ski mountain
- guys who give themselves mercury poisoning only eating sushi
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Feb 11
I love working from home but I bet it was better in the 90s when almost no one worked from home. Now every day is like a Saturday everywhere.
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Imagine thinking the guy permanently fixated on Obama didn't do this on purpose
Feb 6
"Obama Ape Meme" is a hoax
Trump posted a long election fraud clip. At the end it autoscrolled to a different video *for a second*
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Jan 21
ok man, just calm down
Jan 21
The 3rd pregnancy announcement from this administration isn’t a coincidence.
It’s coordinated propaganda.
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