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A NEW GOLDEN AGE FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA! THANK YOU GATOR NATION! #MGGA
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The Irrelevant OLDen State Warriors called me up last night, begging and pleading to hire Todd Golden. Todd and I laughed and hung up the phone immediately - their only GREAT player is Al Horford (a great guy, who I know very well)! Todd will be BACK next year, WINNING BIG! #MGGA
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Thomas Haugh and I had a Wonderful conversation last night, working through a Tremendous deal to bring him back next year. He said no one knows College Basketball like I do, and that he wants to WIN ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP in Gainesville! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Florida junior Thomas Haugh -- a projected potential lottery pick -- will return to the Gators next season, he tells me, @JeremyWoo and @jeffborzello. With the 2027 Player of the Year candidate back in the fold, Florida becomes the favorite to open next season at No. 1.
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Alex Condon (great guy, very tall) and I had a great conversation at the White House. He said he wanted more Championships, and was impressed with my Tremendous knowledge of both Basketball and how to WIN! He decided to return to the Gators for another year. Smart choice Alex!
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Denzel Aberdeen called me each time after he lost to the Gators last season, begging for his roster spot back. When I told him yes earlier today, he was overcome with relief. He much prefers playing for Todd Golden over Loser Mark Pope, who knows nothing about basketball - Smart!
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THE GATORS HAVE DONE IT!!!!!
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It's time to revisit this incredible post.
“Mr. President how would you describe Reuben Chinyelu?”
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John Calipari, a born loser who has not coached a relevant team in 15 years, is whining (like a baby) on the sidelines while losing by 30. If he stopped crying and started developing players, he might not lose to the Gators so badly! Gators WIN the SEC Championship - Thank You!
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The failing Georgia Bulldogs and Mini Mike White (who I fired years ago) just suffered another loss to the Gators, by a landslide! Sad!
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The Cheatin’ Alabama Crimson Tide’s failing basketball team (which has never won anything of significance) has lost so many games to the Gators that they are resorting to BLATANT CHEATING! They will still lose by a Tremendous margin! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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“Mr. President how would you describe Reuben Chinyelu?”
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The Failing Miami Hurricanes and Chokin’ Carson Beck just blew the National Championship in their “home” stadium - all 15 Miami fans there must be DEVASTATED! Sad!
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Gator Basketball with another BIG WIN (by a Tremendous margin) over the Failing Tennessee Vols, who have never won a National Championship, or even made a Final Four! More WINNING on the way! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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ALT Donald Trump GIF by franceinfo

Spoke with several sources inside the UAA and they reiterated that no donors have been involved in the coaching search or hiring process. Unlike other schools, Florida’s boosters have never dictated a coaching search and they aren’t starting with this one.
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When LSU fires Cryin’ Brian Kelly, LAMEstream media sites like @espn and @on3 publicly applaud their “commitment to winning”, but when I fire Brainless Billy Napier (Loser) for years of failure, the Gators are called ”toxic”! Fake News, so Wrong - but we will WIN BIG! #MGGA
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Over the past few weeks, Lane Kiffin has been calling, texting and begging (like a dog) everyday for me to hire him as the next coach of the Florida Gators. No surprise he is desperate to leave Ole Miss - a second-rate Loser program with no Championships!
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The Florida Gators begin their BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONSHIP run tonight, and will likely win every game by a Tremendous margin. Gator Basketball is Great Again, thanks to everyone’s favorite Gator President (me)! Enjoy!
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Cheatin’ Kirby Smart would have lost tonight, and many other occasions, without crooked referees gifting him the game. SEC needs to investigate NOW. COLLUSION - PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!! Will turn my full effort and attention to fix this, now that Brainless Billy Napier is gone!
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Kirby “Smart” and his chronically underachieving football team are in Jacksonville today - I advise all residents to stay off the roads! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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A Football Genius like me would have never hired Cryin’ Brian Kelly in the first place! Scott Woodward (a complete failure) has now hired TWO coaches that lost to Brainless Billy Napier (If you count Failing Jimbo Fischer at Texas A&M), which should be reason enough to FIRE him!
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry just slammed LSU athletic director Scott Woodward on Brian Kelly fiasco. Says he will not hire next coach “No, I can tell you right now Scott Woodward is not selecting the next head coach. I’d let Donald Trump select it before I let him do it…”
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Brainless Billy Napier came by my office this morning, crying and begging (like a dog) to keep his job. I laughed, told him to empty his office and kicked him to the curb, like the Loser that he is! Gator Fans deserve a WINNER! Thank you for your attention to this matter! #MGGA
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