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She’s so good herh
Jun 14
This muthafucka is so cold man. On some Kyrie shit I LOVE watching her hoop.
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Elementary music teacher Tim Lorelli shows the version of "How much a Dollar Cost" by the budding musicians of his class.
Tim Lorelli🎥
@kendricklamar @terracemartin
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They bought this guy with assorted jollof
Jun 13
Three weeks ago, I had lunch with Chairman Wontumi. We discussed Ghana, his trials, tribulations, and his political future. I was awestruck by the depth of his thinking. Stripped of all his previous political overreach in speech and conduct, he is a maverick well on his way to reformation, obviously influenced by possible outcomes of his court battles. Whatever the outcome, the man says, "I am not accepting everything being said of me, but it is good these things happen... a good learning curve. May our God be with him on this journey." I think remorse combined with a plea bargain should be considered, as long as we get back our money with interest.
By the way, we met at the restaurant by chance. He paid for my lunch.
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Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.
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Lmaoooo
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Lmaooooooo
Jun 12
warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be
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Unfortunately the shit didn't go in the toilet, it came out in the form of this dumbass post lmao
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Me and who fr
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Sheesh
Jun 12
NEW: A catastrophic fire has destroyed the 1 million-square-foot Medline Industries distribution facility located in Tracy, California.
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Durag Habibi retweeted
Jun 11
I would happily eat this seven days a week.
Maybe even eight. 🤔
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Jun 11
Joint Statement on the launch of the International Peace Fund for Israelis and Palestinians
Read full text here
canada.ca/en/global-affairs/…
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Tweet aged like milk in the sun
Jun 11
Imagine paying $100k to sit courtside to see the Knicks losing by 30
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Insert meme of mans
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Jun 11
The drinking is the easy part. Finding a beer from Iran is the hard part.
Iran banned alcohol in 1979. Brewing it carries lashes. So the "Iranian beer" in this photo is Istak, a non-alcoholic malt drink that became the country's workaround and now sells hundreds of millions of bottles a year.
Saudi Arabia is fully dry. Their entry is Moussy, the non-alcoholic malt that dominates Gulf supermarkets precisely because real beer can't exist there.
Then come the import problems. Cape Verde's Strela and Haiti's Prestige barely leave their home markets. Curacao and Jordan qualified for the first time ever, which means almost no exporter ever bothered building a supply chain for their beer.
A 48-team World Cup quietly created the hardest beer scavenger hunt on Earth. Qualification expanded faster than beer distribution did.
The man found all 48 anyway.
Jun 8
A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!
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Yuckh
Jun 11
I'm going to take a wild guess and assume you don't date men. Yet... I do... And have for my entire life.
The kinds of men who like being pursued are loser men who are unsuccessful at bagging women, so of course are thrilled when a woman pursues them x.com/dyingscribe/status/206…
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