You got no idea…

Every time I go to Best Buy I look for the alien my dad taped to the ceiling 20 years ago when he worked there. Still going strong

if you listen to videos on your phone in public without earbuds in, you’re an ahole. My rant of the day.

Images only a 🇨🇦 can hear

OMG!!! I’m dying! 🤣 Please! Wait for it!🤣

RT @sternshow: “It’s heartbreaking but it’s hopeful.” Eddie Vedder discusses his @netflix documentary “Matter of Time” and bringing awarene…

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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing... Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty." Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to turn the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing. "Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!" realises Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on Earth. He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!" They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary That’s alot of useless information sharing 🤣

Need a last minute gift idea for a #Leafs fan? #LeafsForever #LeafsNation

Insane

Retweets are all I ask. Joes a warrior.

Did you take a shower today or brush your teeth? Many in our city don't have that luxury. Join me as I support this great initiative which helps many in need. These items are easy to obtain and there's plenty of drop off at Arbor Memorial locations in the city. Please share this and all the info is in the photo 🪥🧤🧦🪒🧴🧼🩲

When pranks were actually funny😂 😂

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Such a tough city to play in

🚨RT & Follow @facesottawa for your chance to win 2 Front Row Tickets to see #Sens vs #Oilers on Tuesday night! #GoSensGo #ottawa

If Judge hits a home-run today, one person who likes this tweet will win $1000. Must be following