Web3 degen 1st. One time Ordinals Onboarder. Nothing I tweet about is legal advice, I’m a talking dino.

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The Sarlicitor Files - Chapter I. I have decided today to embark on this long-awaited journey to produce more legal content to spread awareness around this industry. We are maturing. Regulators are developing guidelines and legislation worldwide. They are actively seeking voices from within the industry to guide them. Being involved in the development of the web3 space, and providing legal advice to web3 builders in my day to day IRL job, I think Crypto Twitter would love to have an insight into the work some professionals are doing in highly regulated fields to try their utmost to push crypto forward in different jurisdictions around the world. My craft isn't perfect, and everyday is a school day in this industry. But if I can open a few people's eyes to predatory practices, shitty contracts, or the legals behind an exciting new development, I'll take that as a win. So, with that, enjoy the journey with me and hopefully you learn something along the way!
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This is why I half don't/ half do understand how the gacha companies are hitting high after high, even after adding in a $2,500 pull. Early on into attempting pulls I realised it was so -EV, you're almost always going to lose, even after you win. Then I stopped.
This should be my last grail pull tweet @Collector_Crypt. I lost. I never thought my luck could be this bad. I convinced myself that if I kept going, eventually I'd hit a $20k Epic in the $1000 pool. So I started a PKMN1000 marathon and refused to stop until I got one. After 3 hours of continuous pulling, I finally did. 🏆 1999 #4 Charizard Holo 1st Edition — worth $20,000 gacha.collectorcrypt.com/?re… But at what cost? A total of 1,252 pulls at $1,000 each. In the process, I managed to hit what felt like every low-end Epic possible before finally landing the Charizard. I've attached the stats from my four main wallets as proof. PNL of my four gacha wallets: -$77,630.78 -$30,181.49 -$11,367.46 -$4,121.38 Total: -$123,301.11 What I've learned is that when you're addicted, logic stops working. You don't stop because the numbers tell you to stop. You stop when reality forces you to. Thankfully, I hit the Charizard before completely wiping myself out. I won't be doing gacha again for the sake of gacha. I'll continue supporting One Arena by @Rosentica and enjoying the cards and battles, but I've exhausted the liquid capital I had available for this. I know this loss may not sound life-changing to some people, but after already losing a large portion of my net worth during the 10/11 downturn, this only made things worse. I no longer have the luxury of gambling. So this is where it ends. Thank you to everyone who followed along, celebrated the highs, and watched the journey unfold. I'll be back. Not with gambling. With wisdom, discipline, and wealth.
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Look at this daily volume. Everyone knows IPO season will mint fortunes for visionary founders, strong companies, and their early investors, while quietly extracting billions from retail. But the single biggest winner of this IPO season isn’t going public at all. It’s Hyperliquid. The only venue where the entire world can trade these listings 24/7, permissionlessly, from day one. SpaceX today is just the preview, and once again it was priced almost perfectly, while everyone was trying to predict it with their spreadsheets. While TradFi celebrates its IPOs, Hyperliquid is quietly onboarding all of TradFi onchain without them even realizing it. Hyperliquid.
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Wait… HYPE and SOL are the same price? 🫢
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Arsenal tears❤️
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The comeback is always greater than the setback.
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Your SPOUSE is the one who'll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who'll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you're ever too sick to stand. this isn't just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it's about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn't enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life's ugly parts... that's what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won't carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it's HARD TO LOVE.
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Unpopular relationship opinions that would get u in this position?
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your quality of life is 1:1 correlated to your ability to appreciate what you have
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so much hate on this app. christ.
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This fan to Mosalah: “A little personal thing from me to you, is thank you very much. My dad past away last year through Dementia. He’s the reason why we’re all Liverpool fans. The last time i saw him smile, was me singing your song, So i’ll say no more than that, Thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️”.
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Crazy how “WAGMI” completely disappeared from the crypto twitter vocabulary.
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Wow.. Arsenal have finally done it. Well done to them. It’s been an uphill fight. What a feeling. I remember how 2020 felt 😌
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The crypto market structure bill has PASSED the Senate Banking Committee with a bi-partisan vote! Historic day for crypto and for the future of digital assets in America. Grateful for the countless hours from lawmakers and staff to strengthen this legislation. Big improvement from where we were in January on rewards, tokenization, DeFi, and CFTC authority. I'm proud we stood up for our customers in that moment, and the bill is better because of it. Looking forward to a bipartisan law that cements the US as the world's crypto capital. Let's get CLARITY done.
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Am I right to say that rate hikes: Bullish for CRCL, COIN because the yield they gain will increase and provide a boost to the balance sheet. Bearish for CRCL, COIN because in general people are not putting their money in USDC and will move to bonds etc? Someone confirm!
There it is folks: Interest rate futures now see a BASE CASE of the next Fed move being a rate HIKE. In fact, the odds of the Fed cutting interest rates before July 2027 are a mere 1%. As inflation hits its highest level since 2023, the Fed is left with no option. All as Consumer Confidence just hit a record low and the labor market is weakening under the surface. Rate hikes into stagflation are coming.
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Hyperliquid gives up running its own stablecoin. Gets the world's #2 stablecoin USDC with all its liquidity, and still gets paid the yield (which was the original reason they made USDH in the first place). Best of both worlds.
Coinbase has announced its plan to activate AQAv2 on USDC as the treasury deployer, with Circle serving as the technical deployer responsible for CCTP and native cross-chain infrastructure. Both Coinbase and Circle have committed to stake HYPE to activate AQAv2. As part of this transition, Native Markets has agreed to terms granting Coinbase the right to purchase the USDH brand assets. With Coinbase, in its role as treasury deployer, sharing the vast majority of reserve yield revenue with the protocol, USDC will become the most aligned stablecoin on Hyperliquid. As a result, canonical outcome (HIP-4) markets will use USDC as the quote asset in a future network upgrade. User and builder feedback has been consistent that fragmentation leads to degraded experience; now, the community no longer needs to choose between liquidity and protocol alignment. The pioneering work of Native Markets in launching USDH as the first production-scale stablecoin sharing yield directly with a protocol in a purely onchain implementation made AQAv2 possible. The learnings and mechanics pioneered by USDH will live on in AQAv2. The Hyper Foundation will give grants to eligible HIP-3 deployers, HIP-1 deployers, and builders who integrated USDH, supporting teams through migration over the next months. These grants reflect an ongoing commitment to teams who choose to build on Hyperliquid and align with the protocol. USDH markets are fully functional but will sunset over time. USDH remains fully backed, with feeless conversions to USDC and fiat available to users during this transition.
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Circle Internet Group just raised $222M for their upcoming $ARC token. Investors include names like BlackRock, Apollo Global Management, the NYSE, ARK Invest and others. Crypto natives might be exhausted, but for institutional heavyweights and smart money, crypto is only just beginning to heat up. The divergence between public sentiment and institutional positioning is becoming absurd at this point.
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The irony here is that gambling products at least have Return To Player thresholds they have to meet so as @GivnerAriel puts it, this is worse than gambling with your money lmao
I take back what I said, this isn’t a gambling credit card. It’s worse. It’s a debit card where Tuyo has SOLE DISCRETION over the purchases that are “pay maybe” aka free for the user. Zero odds. Zero stats. Slot machines are more predictable. This one’s going to result in a whole lot of overdraft fees for Tuyo because inevitably people will get addicted and spend more than they should “because this one might be free!” Def a way to build smart spending habits!
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Replying to @NoahRyanCo
It’s explicitly not even gambling! — it’s worse! They just decide in their sole discretion what to do… I bet it’ll average out to a lot less than normal cashback / rewards… But with the added fun of no transparency.
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Instant classic

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Senate has a breakthrough on Stablecoin rules, was only a matter of time. Violent repricing of Coinbase and Circle stock👍🏽
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