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OK guys, I suppose I'm one of THOSE people now. One of those SUBSTACK people. I know, right? I have no clue what that means either.
What I do know is: this was hard for me to write, and I mostly spent all my time not doing so.
Until I did. I had to.
open.substack.com/pub/thegeo…
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PHENOMENAL, hero, legend.
RIP Anne Schedeen and if I were to die anytime soon, I hope my family puts out the same quote about me (though I have no photos with ALF, sadly)
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There are two types of people in this world:
1. People who are familiar with Abe Vigoda primarily from THE GODFATHER.
2. People who are familiar with Abe Vigoda primarily from LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
I am a proud #2 people.
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I need you - so very badly - to read her replies to the replies in this thread because they are magnificent and breathtaking. Delightfully wholesome way for a dumb person to accidentally make themselves the Main Character On Twitter.
Felled by caramelized onions. A miracle.
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Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.
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If you crop this photo of Mark Zuckerberg just right he looks like the tiniest little boy being carried away by the world's most powerful pedophile!
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Incredible to let him come out for RD4 like that, watch him tie it up, then say no more. Should have done that a round ago, but you let him get back in it only to yank the chain?
Pretty embarrassing! Incredible fight otherwise.
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Topuria might actually die if they don't stop this. How they let him out for RD4 is so far beyond me.
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Sure, Justin Gaethje could have retired, but why not instead fight in front of a pedophile for his birthday and live the rest of his life with kidneys or a liver or a spleen or intestines?
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Why would you use this picture where you can't even see her face and Alf is wearing a wig? Are you fucking people broken?
Anne Schedeen, Actress Who Played the Mom on 'ALF,' Dies at 77 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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One of my favorite things about Spielberg for his entire career has been his effusive commitment to crediting his collaborating artists. "Emily did" and "Gary would have", because he knows, as a director, you hire the best to be the best.
AI shitbots can't comprehend.
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Steven Spielberg explicitly stating that he would never have used AI to create the alien noises in Disclosure Day.
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These walkouts are the worst cringe shit I've ever seen in my life. This can only be impressive to people whose parents are cousins or closer.
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(I can't believe anyone actually thinks Gane is going to win this fight. He'd need a Mickey One-Punch kinda miracle IMO.)
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
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This dumbass just quoted someone named Need My Nuts Licked.
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This is completely fake! I have never reached out to Daniel. In fact, this is scary.
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I genuinely hope Lewis turns Hokit into a vegetable live on TV for my own personal entertainment.
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Oh well. Hokit's cellmate will strangle him in a few years and I'll celebrate then.
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Christ even Anon is on it now. DC won't face a sliver of punishment for this but in any other decent society his reputation would be cooked. What a clown.
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
The denial took three tries
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This is completely fake! I have never reached out to Daniel. In fact, this is scary.
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Boy you just knew Chandler was going to get five of the six brain cells he had left beat the fuck out of him tonight.
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Someone should tell Pete that doing this could minimally inconvenience his gigantic cocaine habit.
🇻🇪 Hegseth Says U.S. Will Expand Strikes Across Latin America
🔹Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Sunday the U.S. will carry out more military operations against drug cartels and criminal organizations across Latin America, confirming on CBS’s Face the Nation that Americans “should expect” strikes in countries including Ecuador and Guatemala.
🔹He described a new “America’s Counter Cartel Coalition” formed with partner governments across Central and South America to “defeat and destroy” groups Washington designates as foreign terrorist organizations, casting it as a revival of the Monroe Doctrine: “We’re taking back control of our hemisphere.”
🔹The remarks followed Trump’s announcement that a U.S. strike killed Héctor Guerrero Flores, known as Niño Guerrero, the leader of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua, on June 12 in Bolívar state. Trump and Venezuela’s government said the strike was a joint operation. The killing is part of a broader U.S. campaign that has killed more than 200 people in strikes on alleged drug boats.
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