This dumbass just quoted someone named Need My Nuts Licked.

Guys please don‘t follow any of these pages. I see my favorite football club is following it, and companies are in the comments and probably in the DM’s as well. It‘s not me!!!

An idea so crazy it may just work.

What if we just had Congress do the declaring of wars since they're supposed to be the ones appropriating funds for them? Seems like that could be good way to order things.

I’ve defended the administration’s America 250 plans, because I trusted they really would be non partisan, really would bring us together. But I was wrong. And it sucks. I also apologize to the musical acts who dropped out who I criticized. They saw it.

Trump should be thanking Israel. Instead he attacked them for killing this murderer of Americans.

I am so tired of winning.

Nobody believes this. Nor should they.

President Trump tells The Wall Street Journal that he has never cared about regime change. For those of us who WERE NOT living in a cult, that was always clear. If he were interested in regime change, he would have sounded like Lindsey Graham or Mark Levin. He has repeatedly telegraphed his disinterest in continuing the war and has wanted to move on from it almost immediately after it began. But those of you who are living in a state of delusion — and who have also sold that delusional tale to your followers — could never accept that.

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.

Just openly campaigning on making sure that tomorrow is worse than yesterday.

Counterpoint: America Rules

Vote the reich way they say with a smile.

I fucking love it when they expose themselves as nothing more than Jew haters

Thankfully I already did that. You’re welcome.

What a miserable twat you must be.

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

Iran is basically ordering the Presidentof the United States around right now. It's pretty terrifying Israel is trying to give Trump some leverage back in negotiations but he seems unwilling to let Israel achieve this for him

Not sure if anything is as rewarding as watching the Knicks collapse.